594 Retail therapy

Retail therapy
A handsome bloke goes into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male staff member.
The middle-aged woman behind the counter says she and her sister own the store, and there aren’t any men employed there. She asks if there’s anything she can do to help him.
The bloke says, “It’s a bit delicate, which is why I asked to talk to a man. Y’see, the thing is,l have a permanent erection. I can’t do anything to get it to go down. Sex, ice, slapping it, nothing works. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The woman calls her sister over and the two of them go into an intense huddle.
Eventually, she turns back to the bloke and says, “We’ve discussed it at length.
young man, and the best we can do is a one-third share in the business, a company car and $2000 a month in living expenses.”
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Retail therapy A handsome bloke goes into a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male staff member.
The middle-aged woman behind the counter says she and her sister own the store, and there aren’t any men employed there. She asks if there’s anything she can do to help him.
The bloke says, “It’s a bit delicate, which is why I asked to talk to a man. Y’see, the thing is,l have a permanent erection. I can’t do anything to get it to go down. Sex, ice, slapping it, nothing works. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The woman calls her sister over and the two of them go into an intense huddle.
Eventually, she turns back to the bloke and says, “We’ve discussed it at length.
young man, and the best we can do is a one-third share in the business, a company car and $2000 a month in living expenses.”
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