Under pressure

Under pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “It’s high blood pressure, Doctor. It comes from the family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the quack asked.
“Neither,” he replied. “It’s actually from my wife’s family.”
“Oh, come now,” the doctor snapped. “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?”
The patient sighed, “You must meet them sometime, Doc!”