Flappin’ about

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Flappin’ about
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Titanic, holding onto her hat with both hands so it wouldn’t fly off in the roaring wind.
A young man came up to her and said, “Pardon me, madam, but did you know your dress is blowing up in the wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “But I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”
“Madam,” whispered the young bloke, “you haven’t put on any underwear, and your privates are being exposed.”
She looked at him and replied, “Sonny, anything you see down there is 86 years old, but I only bought this hat yesterday.”
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