Just deserts

Just deserts
A large lumberyard advertised online for a good lumberjack. The next day, a skinny bloke rocked up with his axe and knocked on the door to the office. The head
lumberjack took one look at the weedy bastard and told him to piss off.
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the skinny bloke pleaded.
“OK,” the head lumberjack said. “See that giant eucalypt over there — take your axe and chop it down.”
The skinny bloke headed for the tree and in five minutes was back knocking on the office door.
“01,” he called, “I’ve cut that tree down. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his eyes. “Wow!” he gasped. “Where did you learn to cut trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest,” the puny bloke proudly answered.
“Don’t OU mean the Sahara Desert?” the head lumberjack asked.
“Sure,” the little fella said, “that’s what they call it now.”
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Just deserts

ดีเซิ๊รต แปลว่าทะเลทรายตามรูป

จั๊ส Just แปลว่า ...มันก็แค่...

Desserts แปลว่าของหวานดูรูป

ทั้งสองคำออกเสียงคล้ายกันมากคนเขียนเรื่องนี้ เอามาล้อเลียน เหมือนว่า มันก็แค่ทะเลทราย ถ้าไม่มองตัวสกดก็เหมือนจะบอกว่า  มันก็แค่ของหวานหรือของกล้วยๆ

 A large lumberyard บริษัทอุตสาหกรรมทําไม้ที่ใหญ่มากแห่งหนึ่ง ดูรูป

advertised online ลงโฆษณาในอินเตอร์เน๊ต

 for a good lumberjack. สําหรับคนตัดไม้ที่มีผีมือดี 

The next day, a skinny bloke rocked up with his axe and knocked on the door to the office. The head 

lumberjack took one look at the weedy bastard and told him to piss off.
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the skinny bloke pleaded.
“OK,” the head lumberjack said. “See that giant eucalypt over there — take your axe and chop it down.”
The skinny bloke headed for the tree and in five minutes was back knocking on the office door.
“01,” he called, “I’ve cut that tree down. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his eyes. “Wow!” he gasped. “Where did you learn to cut trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest,” the puny bloke proudly answered.
“Don’t OU mean the Sahara Desert?” the head lumberjack asked.
“Sure,” the little fella said, “that’s what they call it now.”
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