Friday 15 December 2017

Twin signs


 Twin signs
Greg was dating twins and couldn’t stop bragging at the pub.
His envious mates peppered him with loads of filthy questions.
One fella asked. ‘How do you tell them apart? Breast size? Shape of their vadges?
Nah, its easy.’ Greg replied. Julie’s got blonde hair...and Steve has a moustache.
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