tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36625567270655115572024-03-20T12:12:19.899-07:00เรียนศัพท์ภาษาอังกฤษจากโจ๊ก เรื่องเหลานี้ กูเกิ๊ลทานเสลดแปลไม่ได้ ถ้าคุถณอ่านไปเรื่อยๆจะเก่งกว่าอาจารย์ที่สอนคุณแน่นอน Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.comBlogger623125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-65175770797144863562018-06-30T14:23:00.001-07:002018-06-30T14:23:22.765-07:00Mouths of babes <br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">เรื่องนี้ก็ดีมากเหมาะสําหรับศึกษาว่าฝรั่งเค้าใช้คําอะไรมาสื่อสารกัน ศัพท์ทุกตัวก็เป็นศัพท์ง่ายๆ เอามาบวกกันออกมามีความหมายอะไร </span></div>
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A </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;">young</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> family moved into a
house next <br />
door to a vacant lot. A few months later, <br />
a Construction crew turned up to start <br />
building a house there. <br />
The family’s five-year-old son naturally took an Interest in all the activity
next door and started talking with the workers. <br />
They were a bit rough around the edges and swore like sailors but they were
good blokes and adopted the lad as <br />
a site mascot. <br />
They chatted with the kid. let him sit with them while they had coffee and
lunch, and gave him little jobs to do here and there to make him feel
important. <br />
At the end of the first week they presented him with a pay envelope containing
$10. <br />
The boy was pleased as punch. He took this home to his mum. who suggested they
take the money to the bank to start a <br />
savings account. <br />
When they got to the bank, the teller asked the little boy how he had come by
the money. <br />
The little fella proudly replied, “I worked all last week with a construction
crew, <br />
building a house.” <br />
“My goodness,” the teller exclaimed, “Will you be working on the house this week,
too?” <br />
“Hopefully, I will be,” the little boy sighed, “if those useless cunts ever
bring us the fuckin’ Gyprock!” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-5365228333574893182018-06-27T16:20:00.003-07:002018-06-27T16:50:08.787-07:00Flappin’ about เรื่องราวของเรือ ไททานิค มีเกร็ดเล็กเกร็ดน้อย นี่ก็คือ เกร็ดเล็กเกร็ดน้อย ที่คนยังไม่รู้ อีกเรื่องหนึ่ง<br />
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ship Titanic, holding onto her hat with both hands so it wouldn’t fly off in the
roaring wind. <br />
A young man came up to her and said, “Pardon me, madam, but did you know your
dress is blowing up in the wind?” <br />
“Yes, I know,” said the lady. “But I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” <br />
“Madam,” whispered the young bloke, “you haven’t put on any underwear, and your
privates are being exposed.” <br />
She looked at him and replied, “Sonny, anything you see down there is 86 years
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">LIL’ MEL came home from her kindy in New York City and told her father they’d learned <br />about the history of St Valentine’s Day. <br />“Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asked, “will Yahweh get really angry at me for giving someone a Valentine’s Day card?” <br />Her father thought for a few moments, then responded, “No, I don’t think Yahweh would get angry. Who do you want to give a card to?” <br />“Kim Jong-un,” she answered. <br />“Whatever the hell for?” her stunned father asked. <br />“Well,” Lii’ Mel grinned, “I thought if a little Jewish girl could have enough love to give Kim Jong-un a Valentine’s Day card, he might start thinking that maybe us <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Americans aren’t all bad, and perhaps start loving people a little bit.” <br />Her dad smiled and Lii’ Mel continued, “If other kids saw what I did and sent cards to Kim Jong-un, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the world to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.” <br />The old man’s heart swelled with pride and he looked at his daughter with new found pride. <br />“LII’ Mel,” he said, “that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.” <br />“I know!” she smiled. “And once that gets him out in the open, the good guys can shoot the living shit out of him.” <br />.......................................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">The kids </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">เด็กพวกนี้<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">are definitely alright</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 45.5pt;">เป็นเด็กที่ไม่มีอะไรผิดปกติแน่นอน หรือ เด็กเหล่านี้ใช้ได้ทีเดียว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">definitely = sure ,absolutely</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">alright = OK <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">LIL’ MEL </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">หนูน้อยเมล <o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">(ย่อมาจาก Little Mel )</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">came home </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">กลับมาถึงบ้าน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">from </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">จาก </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">her kindy </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">โรงเรียนอนุบาลของเธอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">in New York City </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ในกรุงนิวยอร์ค</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">แล้วก็<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> told her father </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เล่าให้พ่อฟังว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">they’d learned </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เธอได้เรียนรู้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />about</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เกี่ยวกับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> the history </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ประวัติ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">of St Valentine’s Day. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ของวันวาเลนไทน์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“Since Valentine’s Day</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เมื่อวันวาเลนไทน์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> is for a Christian saint </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เป็นของนักบุญชาวคริสเตียน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and we’re Jewish,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">แต่พวกเราเป็นคนยิว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">she asked,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เธอถาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> “will Yahweh </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">พระยะโฮวาจะ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">get really angry</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">โมโหมาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">at me </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ใส่หนูมั๊ย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">for giving someone </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ที่ไปให้คนบางคน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a Valentine’s Day card?” </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">สคส วาเลนไทน์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />Her father</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">คุณพ่อของหนูน้อย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">thought</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">คิดอยู่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">for a few moments,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ครู่หนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> then responded, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">จากนั้นก็ค่อยตอบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“No, I don’t think</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ไม่หรอก พ่อไม่คิดว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> Yahweh </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">พระยะโฮวา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">would get angry. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">จะโกรธ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Who do you</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ใครหรือที่ลูก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> want to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ต้องการ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">give a card to?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ที่จะให้คาร์ด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“Kim Jong-un,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">คิมจองอัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">she answered. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เด็กน้อยตอบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“Whatever the hell for?”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ให้มันไปทำหอกอะไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">her stunned father</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> คุณพ่อของเธอที่กำลังงุนงงสงสัย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> asked. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ถาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“Well,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เอาละ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> Lil’ Mel grinned, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ลิตเติ๊ล เมล ยิ้มน้อยๆ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“I thought </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">หนูคิดว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">if </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ถ้าหาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a little Jewish girl </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เด็กผู้หญิงน้อยๆคนยิว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">could have </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">สามารถที่จะให้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">enough love </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ความรักอย่างเพียงพอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">to give </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ให้กับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Kim Jong-un</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> คิมจองอัน </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a Valentine’s Day card, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">คาร์ด วันวาเลนไทน์ </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">he might </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เขาอาจจะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">start thinking</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เริ่มคิดได้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> that maybe us </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ว่าบางทีพวกเรา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Americans</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ชาวอเมริกัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> aren’t all bad, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ไม่ใช่จะร้ายไปเสียทุกคน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and perhaps </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">และบางที</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">start loving people </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">( เขา ) น่าจะคิดรักผู้อื่น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a little bit.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ขึ้นมาอีกนิด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />Her dad smiled</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">คุณพ่อฉีกยิ้ม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and Lii’ Mel continued, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">และแล้วหนูน้อยเมลก็พูดต่อ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“If other kids </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ถ้าหากเด็กอื่นๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">saw </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เห็น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">what I did </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">หนูทำอะไรไป</span><i><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and sent cards</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> แล้วก็พากันส่งการ์ด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> to Kim Jong-un, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ไปให้คิมจองอัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">he’d love everyone</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เขาจะต้องรักทุกคน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> a lot. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">อย่างมากเลย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">And then </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">และหลังจากนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">he’d start</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เขาก็จะเริ่ม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> going </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เดินทาง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">all over the world </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ไปทั่วโลก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">to tell everyone </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เพื่อที่จะไปเล่าให้ใครต่อใครฟัง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">how much he loved them </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เขารักผู้คนเหล่านั้นแค่ใหน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and how he didn’t hate </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">และเขาก็ไม่เกลียด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> anyone anymore.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ใครอีกต่อไปแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />The old man’s heart</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> หัวใจของคุณพ่อ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> swelled </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">พองโต</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">with pride</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ด้วยความภาคภูมิใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> and he looked at </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">แล้วก็มองไปที่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> his daughter </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ลูกสาว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">with </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ด้วย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">new found pride. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ความรู้สึกภาคภูมิใจแบบใหม่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“LII’ Mel,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ลูกน้อยเมลเอ๊ย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">he said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เขาพูด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“that’s </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">นี่คือ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the most wonderful thing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">สิ่งที่วิเศษที่สุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">I’ve ever heard.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ที่พ่อเคยได้ยินมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />“I know!”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">หนูรู้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">she smiled.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เด็กน้อยยิ้มแก้มปริ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> “And once that</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> และถ้าหากไอ้นั่น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> gets him out</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ทำให้มันออกมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> in the open, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ในที่โล่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the good guys </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">คนดีๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">can </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">สามารถ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">shoot </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ยิง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the living shit </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ชีวิตชั่วๆ (หมายถึงวิญญาณชั่วร้าย )</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">out of him.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ให้ออกจากตัวมัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />.......................................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><br />A bloke was driving</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;"> around when he saw <br />a sign outside a house that read, TALKING <br />DOG FOR SALE $10.</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">He knocked on the door and the owner ushered him through to the backyard to have a chat with the mutt. <br />“So what’s your story?” the bloke asked. <br />“I discovered I could talk when I was young.” said the dog. “I wanted to do <br />something for my country, so I joined ASIO. They used to leave me sitting in rooms with world leaders and terrorist suspects and I’d eavesdrop and find out secrets. But all the overseas travelling got a bit much, so I got a job at Sydney airport working undercover, trotting behind suspicious characters and learning what they were up to. I busted some drug rings, so the PM awarded me the Order Of Australia. I’ve now retired, so I’m chilling and writing my autobiography.” <br />The bloke was amazed and went back inside to talk to the dog’s owner. <br />“Your dog’s incredible. I can’t understand why you’re selling him so cheap.” <br />“It’s because he’s a liar,” said the owner. He never did half of what he told you about.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">Barking mad </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">บารคกิ๊งแม๊ด แปลว่าเห่าอย่างบ้าคลั่ง</span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ไอ้หนุ่มคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">was driving</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> around </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">กำลังขับรถไปเรื่อยเปื่อย</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">when he saw </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ในตอนนั้นก็เห็น</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><br />a sign</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ป้ายอันหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">outside a house<span lang="TH"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ติดไว้ที่หน้าบ้าน</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> that read, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">มีข้อความว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">TALKING DOG </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">หมาพูดได้</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">FOR SALE $10.<span lang="TH"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ขายในราคาสิบเหรียญดอลล่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">He knocked on the door </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เขาก็เคาะประตูบ้าน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and the owner </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">แล้วก็มีเจ้าของบ้าน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">ushered him</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> มาพาเขาไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> through</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> เดินผ่านเข้าไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> to the backyard </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ทะลุไปถึงสนามหญ้าหลังบ้าน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to have a chat </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เพื่อที่จะไปคุย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">with the mutt. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">กับหมาตัวนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> the bloke asked. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ไอ้หนุ่มถาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />“I discovered</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ผมมารู้ตัวว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> I could talk </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผมสามารถพูดได้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">when I was young.”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> อีตอนที่ผมยังเล็กๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> said the dog.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> หมาบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> “I wanted to do something </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผมอยากจะทำอะไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />for my country,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ให้ประเทศชาติของผม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I joined ASIO. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผมจึงสมัครเข้าหน่วยสืบราชการลับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">( </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">ASIO</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ย่อมาจาก </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Security_Intelligence_Organisation"><span style="color: #660099;">Australian Security Intelligence Organisation</span><span lang="TH" style="color: #660099; font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">)</span><span style="color: #660099;"> </span></a><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">They used to</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> พวกเขามักจะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> leave me</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ปล่อยให้ชั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> sitting in rooms </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">นั่งในห้อง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">with </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">กับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">world leaders </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผู้นำระดับโลก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> และก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> terrorist suspects</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> พวกที่ต้องสงสัยว่าเป็นผู้ก่อการร้าย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> and I’d eavesdrop </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">และผมก็ได้แอบฟัง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">eavesdrop</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> อี๊ฟดร้อบ แปลว่า ลอบฟัง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">)</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and find out secrets.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> แล้วก็ได้รับรู้ความลับทั้งหลายแหล่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> But </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">แต่ว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">all the overseas travelling</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> การเดินทางต่างประเทศ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> got a bit much,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ทำให้ผมเบื่อหน่าย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I got a job</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ผมจึงไปได้งาน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> at Sydney airport </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ที่สนามบินเมืองซิ๊ดนี่ย์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">working undercover,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ทำงานเป็นนักสืบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> trotting behind </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เดินตามตูด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">suspicious characters</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> คนที่มีลักษณะน่าสงสัย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> and learning </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">และสังเกตุว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">what they were up to.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> พวกมันต้องการทำอะไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> I busted some drug rings, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผมจับเครือข่ายยาเสพยติดได้ </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ด้วยเหตุนี้<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the PM </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ท่านนายกรัฐมนตรี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">awarded me</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ให้รางวัลผม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> the Order Of Australia.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> เป็นผู้ทำคุณประโยชน์ให้ประเทศออสเตรเลีย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> I’ve now retired,</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ตอนนี้ผมเกษียนแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I’m chilling </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ผมก็เลยอยู่แบบสบายๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">และก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">writing my autobiography.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เขียนประวัติชีวิตของตัวเอง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />The bloke</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">หนุ่มคนนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">was amazed </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">รู้สึกประทับใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">แล้วก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">went back inside </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">กลับเข้าไปในบ้าน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to talk to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เพื่อที่จะไปพูดกับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the dog’s owner. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เจ้าของหมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />“Your dog’s incredible.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">หมาของคุณยอดเยี่ยมมาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I can’t understand</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> ผมไม่เข้าใจว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> why </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ทำใม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">you’re selling him</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> คุณถึงขายมัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> so cheap.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ถูกเหลือเกิน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />“It’s because</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> มันเป็นเพราะว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> he’s a liar,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">มันชอบโกหก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">said the owner. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">เจ้าของบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">He never did</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">มันไม่เคยทำได้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> half </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ครึ่งนึง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">of what </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ของเรื่องอะไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he told you</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">about.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">ที่</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">มันเล่าให้ฟังคุณเลย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-68263954299571182542018-05-18T00:57:00.003-07:002018-05-18T00:57:32.436-07:00Nice pussy<br />
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</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">A
frustrated wife decided to buy a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to
spice up her sex-life. She put them on with a short skirt and sat on the sofa
opposite her husband. <br />
After a few minutes she spread her legs until the husband finally looked at her
and quietly asked, “Are you wearing crotchless panties, darling?” <br />
“Yes, I am, dear,” the wife replied with a seductive smile. <br />
“Thank fuck for that,” said the husband. “I thought you were sitting on the
cat.” </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 38.0pt;">Nice
pussy</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 38.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> ไน๊ซ์ พุสซี่ แปลได้สองอย่าง หนึ่งคือลูกแมวที่น่ารัก
สองคือ จิ๋มสวย</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 38.0pt;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">A
frustrated wife </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ภรรยาที่หงุดหงิดคนหนึ่ง (
อาจจะเป็นเพราะไม่ได้กินส้มตำมานาน )</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">decided
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ตัดสินใจ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">to
buy </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่จะซื้อ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">a
pair of crotchless panties</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กางเกงในที่ไม่มีเป้ามาตัวหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">a pair</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> หมายถึงกางเกงตัวเดียว <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">pair</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แปลว่าคู่ หมายถึงขาสองข้าง )</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in an attempt </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">อันเป็นความพยายาม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">to
spice up </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่จะสร้างสีสรรเพิ่มรสชาติ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">her
sex-life.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ให้กับ ความสุขทางเพศของเธอ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">She
put them on </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หล่อนใส่มัน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">with
a short skirt</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> กับกระโปรงสั้น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and sat on the sofa</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แล้วก็นั่งบนโซฟา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>opposite </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ตรงกันข้าม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>her husband. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กับสามีของหล่อน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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After a few minutes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">นั่งไปได้สองสามนาที</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">she
spread her legs</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> หล่อนก็ถ่างขา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>until </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จนกระทั่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">the
husband </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สามี</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">finally
looked at her </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มองไปที่เธอในที่สุด</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">and
quietly asked, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วก็ถามเบาๆ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">“Are
you wearing crotchless panties, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เธอใส่กางเกงในไม่มีเป้าหรือนั่น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">darling?”
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่รัก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><br />
“Yes, I am, dear,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
จ๊า ฉันใส่</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the wife replied </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ภรรยาตอบ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">with
a seductive smile. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยรอยยิ้มยั่วยวน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">seductive</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ซีดั๊คถีบ แปลว่ายั่วยวน</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">)</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><br />
“Thank fuck for that,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>โล่งอกไปที</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>said the husband. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สามีพูด</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">“I
thought </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ฉันคิดว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">you
were sitting </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เธอกำลังนั่ง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">on
the cat.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ทับแมว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-53415574169124243942018-04-30T01:47:00.003-07:002018-04-30T01:47:37.077-07:00Auto erotic <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
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</span></b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Paddy
was passing by Conal’s hay shed one day when he saw Conal doing a slow and
sensual striptease in front of an old red tractor. <br />
With his buttocks clenched tightly, Conal spun around slowly and gently slid
off his right gumboot followed by the left. <br />
He then hunched his shoulders forward and let his braces drop from his
shoulders to dangle by his hips over his purple <br />
corduroy pants. <br />
Grabbing both sides of his shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal his tea- stained
vest underneath, before finally hurling his straw hat onto a pile of hay. <br />
“Jaysus! What de fuck are you doing, Conal?” gasped Paddy. <br />
“Jeez, ye frightened de living bejaysus out of me,” said an</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span><span style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">obviously</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> embarrassed
Conal. “Me and de missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom, so de
therapist suggested I try do something sexy to a tractor.” <br />
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<b><span style="font-size: 34.0pt;">Auto erotic<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 34.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">อ๊อตโต้แปลว่าเกี่ยวกับรถยนต์หรือเครื่องยนต์
ในเรื่องนี้เอาไปผสมกับอีโรติกที่แปลว่าอารมณ์ทางเพศ ก็ต้องแปลว่า
มีเซ๊กซ์กับรถยนต์ เรื่องมันไปอย่างไร มาอย่างไร ต้องอ่านให้จบจึงจะเข้าใจ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 34.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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</span></b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">Paddy
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แพ๊ดดี๊
คือคำที่ฝรั่งชาติอื่นๆใช้เรียกคน ไอหริช </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";">Irish<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">was
passing by </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กำลังเดินผ่าน<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">Conal’s
hay shed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โรงนาของโคแน๊ล</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">hay shed</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เฮแปลว่าฟาง เชดแปลว่าร่มเงา เฮเชด
ก็คือที่เก็บฟางหรือโรงนานั่นเอง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> )</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">one
day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ในวันหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">when
he saw</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ตอนนั้นก็เห็น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Conal doing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โคแน๊ลกำลังทำ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">a
slow and sensual</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">striptease </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กำลังเต้นระบำเปลื้องผ้าที่ยั่วยวนอย่างช้าๆ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in front of </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ต่อหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">an
old red tractor. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">รถแทร๊กเตอร์สีแดงเก่าๆคันหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><br />
With </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยการเอา<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">his
buttocks</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เอาก้นหรือเอาสะโพก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>clenched tightly,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ไปเสียดสีบดไปมาอย่างหนักหน่วง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Conal spun around </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โคแน๊ลหมุนตัวไปรอบๆ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">slowly
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">อย่างช้าๆ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">and
gently </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">และนิ่มนวล</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">slid
off </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สบัดออก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">his
right gumboot</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> รองเท้ายางข้างขวาของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>followed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ติดตามมา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">by
the left. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยข้างซ๊าย</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><br />
He then </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จากนั้นเขาก็</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">hunched
his shoulders </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก้มตัวลงเอาใหล่ยื่นไป</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">forward
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">and
let his braces drop </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วก็ปล่อยให้สายดึงกางเกงหลุดออกมา</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">from
his shoulders </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จากใหล่</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">to
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">by
his hips </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่สโพก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">over</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> บน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>his purple corduroy pants. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กางเกง
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Grabbing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เอามือจับ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">both
sides of his shirt,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
เสื้อทั้งสองข้าง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>he ripped it apart</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ฉีกออกมา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to reveal </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เผยให้เห็น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">his
tea- stained vest</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เสื้อแขนกุดที่มีรอยสีชากระดำกระด่าง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>underneath, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่อยู่ข้างใน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">before
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก่อนที่จะ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">finally
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สุดท้ายแล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">hurling
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก็ร่อน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">his
straw hat </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หมวกฟางของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">onto
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ลงไปบน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">a
pile of hay. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กองฟางกองหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><br />
“Jaysus! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เจซัส
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";">= </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">พระเยซู<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">What
de fuck are you doing, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มึงทำบ้าอะไรของมึงวะ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">Conal?”
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โคแน๊ล</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">gasped
Paddy. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แพ๊ดดี้
ถามอย่างกระหืดกระหอบ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><br />
“Jeez, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จี
ซซ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ye
frightened </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มึงทำให้กูผวา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">de
living bejaysus out of me,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
จนขี้แตกเลย</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">bejaysus</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> บีเจซัส คำนี้<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span></span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">= shit </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ชิด หรือขี้นั่นเอง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">) </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>said an</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
</span><span style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">obviously</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">พูดขึ้นมาแบบเห็นชัดๆว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">embarrassed
Conal.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> อาย ของโคแน๊ล</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“Me and de missus</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> กูกับเมียกู</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>been having some trouble </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มีปัญหามาตลอด</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">lately</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เมื่อเร็วๆนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in the bedroom, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">บนเตียง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">so
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">de
therapist </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หมอ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">suggested
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แนะนำ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">I
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ให้กู</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">try
do something </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ให้พยายามทำอะไร</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">sexy
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่มันเซ๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">to
a tractor.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">กับรถแทร๊กเตอร์</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 26.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-67811272944657848262018-04-23T22:00:00.003-07:002018-04-23T22:00:40.822-07:00The fine art of selling<br />
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">The fine art of
selling <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A
country lad moved to the Sydney and went to a big department store looking for
a job. After the </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">usual g</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";">ri</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">lling </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">from the HR manager he
got it. <br />
His first day was rough but he struggled through. After the store closed, the
manager asked, How many sales did you make?” <br />
“One,’ answered the kid. <br />
Just one?” the manager groaned. “Our sales people average 20-30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?” <br />
101,237.64 the lad replied. <br />
“Fuck me drunk!” the manager <br />
exclaimed. “What the hell did you sell?” <br />
the young fella explained. <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">First I
sold this fella a small fishing hook, then <br />
a new fishing rod. I asked him where he <br />
was going fishing and he said at a beach </span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">down </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
coast. I told him if he wanted to go down the coast he’d need a boat. so I took
him to the boating department and sold him a twin-engine pleasure cruiser. <br />
“That’s amazing!” said the manager. “What happened next?” <br />
The fella told me he didn’t think his car could pull the boat, so I took him to
the vehicle department and convinced him to buy a Commodore V8. <br />
“You mean a guy came in here to buy a fishing hook and you sold him a boat and
car?” the manager exclaimed. <br />
Nah,” the kid drawled. He came in here to buy a box or tampons for his wife and
I said, ‘Well, since your weekend’s tucked you might as well go fishing.’ <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A country
lad </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไอ้หนุ่มบ้านนอกคนหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">moved to</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">Sydney</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ย้ายเข้ามาอยู่ในเมืองซิดนีย์</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and went
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a big
department store </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่สูนย์การค้าใหญ่แห่งหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">looking
for a job.</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ไปหางานทำ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">After </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หลังจาก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">usual g</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";">ri</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">lling </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">สัมภาษณ์ตามปกติ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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ตะแกรงร่อนของหรือย่างอาหารแล้ว ยังแปลว่ากลั่นกรองคล้ายๆ </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">interview </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">หรือ สัมภาษณ์อีกด้วย</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> )</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the HR
manager</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ผู้จัดการฝ่ายบุคลากร</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">but he </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แต่</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">struggled
through. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ต่อสู้
ดิ้นรน ทุลักทุเล จนมันผ่านพ้นไปได้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">After </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หลังจาก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the store
closed, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ร้านปิด</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
manager asked,</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ผู้จัดการก็ถาม<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">“</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">How many sales </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ขายไปได้กี่ราย<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">did you make?”
</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เท่าที่แกทำได้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
“One,’</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> รายเดียว</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">answered
the kid.</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ไอ้หนุ่มตอบ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">Just one? ”</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> รายเดียวเท่านั้นนะหรือ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
manager groaned. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผู้จัดการพูดออกมาด้วยน้าเสียงขมขื่น ท้อแท้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“Our sales
people</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> พนักงานขายของเรา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">average
20-30 sales </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จะทำยอดขายตามปกติ
</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;">20</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ถึง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"> 30</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ราย<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a day. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ต่อวัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">How much
was the sale for?” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ขายได้เงินมาเท่าใหร่</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;">$</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">101,237.64</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หนึ่งแสนหนึ่งพันสองร้อยสามสิบเจ็ดเหรียญหกสิบสี่เซ็นต์<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the lad
replied. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไอ้หนุ่มคนนั้นตอบ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
“Fuck me drunk!” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หูกูเฝื่อนไปหรือเปล่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">drunk</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แปลว่าเมา ประโยคนี้คือ
คำอุทานว่าเมาจนหูฝาดไป</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">)</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
manager exclaimed.</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผู้จัดการโพล่งขึ้นมา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“What the
hell did you sell?” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ประโยคนี้ ถ้าแปลเป็นไทยๆก็ว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มึงขายเหี้ยอะไรวะ (ถึงได้เงินมากขนาดนี้ )</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
the young fella </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไอ้หนุ่มก็</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">explained.
</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">อธิบาย</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">First </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เริ่มแรก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I sold </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผมขาย<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">this fella
</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ให้ไอ้หนุ่มคนนี้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a small
fishing hook,</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>เบ็ดตกปลาอันเล็กๆ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>then </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">จากนั้นก็</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
a new fishing rod. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">คันเบ็ดใหม่ๆหนึ่งคัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I asked
him</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ผมถามเขาว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>where he was going fishing </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขาจะไปตกปลาที่ใหน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and he
said</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แล้วเขาก็บอกว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>at a beach </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไปชายหาด</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">down </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
coast.</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ตามชายฝั่งทะเล</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I told him</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ผมบอกเขาว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>if </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ถ้าหากว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he wanted </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขาต้องการ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to go down
the coast </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไปตามชายฝั่งทะเล</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he’d need </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขาจำเป็นต้องมี</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he’d need</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ย่อมาจาก</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he would need</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">) </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a boat. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เรือซักลำหนึ่ง<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>so </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I took him
</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผมจึงพาเขา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">To</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ไปที่</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the boating department </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แผนกขายเรือ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and sold
him </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วก็ขายให้เขา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a
twin-engine </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เรือที่มีสองเครื่องยนต์ ลำหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">pleasure
cruiser. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ประโยคนี้
คือชื่อของเรือเร็วที่ขับแล้วมันมาก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“That’s
amazing!” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">นั่นคือเรื่องทีแกทำได้สุดยอดจริงๆ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">said the
manager. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผู้จัดการบอก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“What
happened next?” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วไงต่อไป</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
The fella </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สหายคนนั้น</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">told me </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">บอกผมว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he didn’t
think </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขาไม่คิดว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">his car </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">รถของเขา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">could pull
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the boat, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เรือนั้นได้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">so </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">I took him</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ผมจึงพาเขา<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to the vehicle department </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไปที่แผนกขายรถ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and
convinced him </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วก็กล่อมจนเขาเห็นดีเห็นงาม</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to buy </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่จะซื้อ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a
Commodore V8. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">รถ
คอมโมดอร์ แปดสูบอีกคันหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
“You mean </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แกหมายความว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a guy </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผู้ชายคนหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">came in
here </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เข้ามาที่นี่</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to buy </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เพื่อที่จะซื้อ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a fishing
hook </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เบ็ดตกปลา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and you
sold him</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แล้วแกก็ขายให้มัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a boat and car?”</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>เรือ</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หนึ่งลำ รถหนึ่งคัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the
manager exclaimed. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผู้จัดการโพล่งขึ้นมา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
Nah,” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ไม่ใช่หรอก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the kid
drawled.</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เด็กหนุ่ม พูดเนือยๆเสียงยานคาง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He came in here</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เขามาที่นี่</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to buy</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> เพื่อที่จะซื้อ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a box or tampons </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แทมพอนด์ซักกล่องนึง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สำหรับคนที่ไม่รู้ </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">tampons</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก็คือโกเต๊กซ์ แบบเสียบนั่นเอง</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">)</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">for his
wife </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เอาไปให้ภรรยาเขา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and I
said, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผมก็เลยบอกว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">‘Well, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เอาละ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">since </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ใหนๆ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">your
weekend</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">i</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">s fucked </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">วันหยุดสุดศัปดาห์ของคุณก็ไม่ได้เรื่องแล้ว</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">(</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">fucked</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ฟัก คำนี้ แปลว่าเฮงซวย )<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">you might
as well </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">คุณน่าจะหาเรื่องดีๆทำ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">go fishing.’
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-22047699646672589052018-04-09T07:57:00.000-07:002018-04-09T07:58:00.582-07:00Bull’s balls <br />
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 33.0pt;">Bull’s balls </span></b><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghzkSRGUUZxRwTOr5nRfN4QudS-Oj0IlvctQKDzu6AwRohExZvUQKWjax_uwr3TiWtthSo_ZG8oZDBdR08DhMx5X7seYneB3LBcYW1H7fcUFAqHP2jx60b8b24eqz_0k-h6Ok61RJlTYnp/s1600/older-asian-tourist-kneeling-down-and-touching-charging-bulls-testicles-JMNA5K.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="956" data-original-width="1300" height="235" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghzkSRGUUZxRwTOr5nRfN4QudS-Oj0IlvctQKDzu6AwRohExZvUQKWjax_uwr3TiWtthSo_ZG8oZDBdR08DhMx5X7seYneB3LBcYW1H7fcUFAqHP2jx60b8b24eqz_0k-h6Ok61RJlTYnp/s320/older-asian-tourist-kneeling-down-and-touching-charging-bulls-testicles-JMNA5K.jpg" width="320" /></a><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 33.0pt;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> Two city blokes were watching Dave the farmer grooming
his prize bull. One of them checked his watch and realised it had stopped, so
he called to Dave, “Can you tell us the </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">time?” <br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Dave squatted down and put his two hands under the
bull’s crackers, lifted them gently and said, “It’s 4.3Opm.” <br />
“That’s incredible,” said one of the city guys. “You country blokes really have
a sixth sense about nature.” <br />
They left discussing what Dave had done and couldn’t work it out, so they went
back. Dave was still grooming his prize bull. <br />
“Can you tell us the time again?” asked one of the city blokes. <br />
“Sure,” Dave said. Squatting down he lifted the bull’s nuts and said, “It’s
5.O5pm.” <br />
“That’s amazing,” one of the slickers said. “Do you reckon you could show us
how to do that?” <br />
“Sure,” said Dave. “Come over here.” The fella gingerly threaded his way
through the cow pats till he reached the farmer. <br />
“Now,” said Dave, “squat down, gently lift the bull’s balls, and you can see
the town hall clock from here.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">............................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 33.0pt;">Bull’s balls <br />
</span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Two city blokes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">คนในเมืองสองคน<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">were
watching </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">กำลังดู</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Dave </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คุณเด๊ฟ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the farmer
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ชาวไร่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">grooming </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ตบแต่งขน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">his prize
bull. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">พ่อวัวที่ประกวดชนะมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">One of
them </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ไอ้หนุ่มคนหนึ่งในสอง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">checked </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ตรวจสอบเวลา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">his watch </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">นาฬิกาของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">and
realised </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">แล้วก็รู้ว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">it had
stopped, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">มันหยุดเดินมานานแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">he called
to Dave,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> เขาจึงถามเด๊ฟ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“Can you
tell us the </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">time?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คุณพอจะบอกเวลาให้เราได้มั๊ยครับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Dave squatted down </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เด๊ฟก็นั่งยองๆลงไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">and put
his two hands</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">
แล้วก็เอามือทั้งสองข้างช้อนเข้าไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>under </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ใต้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the bull’s
crackers, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ลูกอันทะของวัว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: red; font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">bull’s
crackers</span><span lang="TH" style="color: red; font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> เป็น</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">แสลง เหมือนกับ bull’</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">s ball</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;"> )</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">lifted
them gently </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">ยกมันทั้งสองลูกขึ้นมา<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">and said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“It’s
4.3Opm.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">มันเป็นเวลาบ่ายสี่โมงครึ่งแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
“That’s incredible,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> นั่นเป็นเรื่องที่เหลือเชื่อจริงๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>said one of the city guys.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">หนึ่งในจำนวนสองคน ของไอ้หนุ่มคนเมืองพูดขึ้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“You country blokes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คนบ้านนอกแบบพวกคุณ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">really
have a sixth sense </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">รู้สึกว่าจะมีประสาทที่หกจริงๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">about
nature.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เกี่ยวกับเรื่องของธรรมชาติ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
They left discussing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ทั้งคู่ก็เดินจากไปในขณะที่ยังวิพากษ์วิจารณ์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">what Dave
had done</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> เรื่องที่เด๊ฟทำได้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and couldn’t </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">และพวกเขาก็ไม่สามารถ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">work it
out, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คิดมันออก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">they went
back.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> ทั้งคู่จึงย้อนกลับไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Dave was still grooming </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เด๊ฟก็ยังคงตัดขนตบแต่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">his prize
bull. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">วัวที่ชนะการประกวดมาของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
“Can you tell us </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คุณพอจะบอกเรา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the time
again?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เรื่องเวลาอีกได้มั๊ย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">asked one
of the city blokes. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">หนึ่งในสองคนเมืองถามขึ้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
“Sure,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ได้แน่นอน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Dave said.
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เด๊ฟบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">Squatting
down </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">นั่งยองๆลงมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">he lifted </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เขาช้อน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the bull’s
nuts</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> ลูกกราโปรกวัวขึ้นมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“It’s
5.O5pm.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">มันเป็นเวลาบ่ายห้าโมงห้านาทีครับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
“That’s amazing,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">สุดยอดเหลือเชื่อจริงๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">one </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">หนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">of the
slickers </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ในจำนวนคนเมือง
ปลาใหลใส่สเก๊ตซ์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">slicker</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> สลิ๊กเก๊อร์ แปลว่า
กะล่อน</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">said. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">พูดขึ้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“Do you
reckon</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> คุณคิดว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>you could show us</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> คุณพอที่จะแสดงให้เราดู</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>how to do that?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ว่าคุณทำยังไง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><br />
“Sure,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">อ๋อได้ซิครับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">said Dave.
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">เด๊ฟบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“Come over
here.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">มาทางนี้ซิ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">The fella </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">สหายทั้งสอง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">gingerly
threaded</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">
เดินลัดเลาะอย่างระมัดระวัง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">gingerly</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> จิงเจอร์ลี่ แปลว่า
ระมัดระวัง </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">threaded</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> เทร๊ด แปลว่า เดินลัดเลาะ หรือแปลว่าทอผ้า )</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>his way </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ตามเส้นทางของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">through </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">หลบผ่าน </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the cow
pats </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">กองขี้วัว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">till </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">จนกระทั่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">he reached
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เบาไปถึง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the
farmer.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ชาวนาคนนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> <br />
“Now,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"> เอาละ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>said Dave, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">เด๊ฟบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">“squat
down, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">นั่งยองๆลงมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">gently </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">อย่างช้าๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">lift </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">ยก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the bull’s
balls, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">กราโปรกวัวขึ้นมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">และแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">you can
see </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">คุณจะเห็น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">the town
hall clock </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">หอนาฬิกา
ประจำเมือง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">from
here.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.5pt;">จากตรงนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 18.0pt;">............................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-57834166285880522892018-03-31T14:40:00.001-07:002018-03-31T14:40:29.308-07:00Just deserts <br />
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 28.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">Just deserts </span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
A large lumberyard advertised online for a good lumberjack. The next day, a
skinny bloke rocked up with his axe and knocked on the door to the office. The
head lumberjack took one look at the weedy bastard and told him to piss off. <br />
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the skinny bloke pleaded. <br />
“OK,” the head lumberjack said. “See that giant eucalypt over there — take your
axe and chop it down.” <br />
The skinny bloke headed for the tree and in five minutes was back knocking on
the office door. <br />
“0i,” he called, “I’ve cut that tree down. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his
eyes. “Wow!” he gasped. “Where did you learn to cut trees like that?” <br />
“In the Sahara Forest,” the puny bloke proudly answered. <br />
“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” the head lumberjack asked. <br />
“Sure,” the little fella said, “that’s what they call it now.” <br />
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เอามาล้อเลียน เหมือนว่า มันก็แค่ทะเลทราย ถ้าไม่มองตัวสกดก็เหมือนจะบอกว่า<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>มันก็แค่ของหวานหรือของกล้วยๆ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A large
lumberyard</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โรงเลื่อยหรือบริษัททำใม้ที่ใหญ่มากแห่งหนึ่ง<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">advertised
online</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ลงโฆษณาทางอินเตอร์เน๊ต</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>for </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เพื่อหา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a good
lumberjack.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">
คนตัดไม่ที่มีฝีมือดีคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The next day, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">วันต่อมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">a skinny
bloke</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ชายร่างผอมคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>rocked up </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">พลิ้วกายมา (โผล่เข้ามา)</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">with his
axe </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">พร้อมกับขวานของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">knocked on
the door </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เคาะประตู</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to the
office.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ทางเข้าสำนักงาน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The head lumberjack </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หัวหน้าคนงานตัดไม้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">at </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไปที่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ท่าทางไม่น่าไว้ใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">weedy</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">วี๊ดดี้ แปลว่า วัชพืช
หรือหญ้าขึ้นปกคลุม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ถ้าเป็นแสลงก็แปลว่า คนผอมอย่างน่าเกลียด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">Bastard</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">บ๊าสตาด แปลว่า
ลูกนอกสมรส และ </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">villain </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หรือ
ผู้ร้ายหรือคนขี้โกง <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and told
him</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แล้วก็บอกกับเขาว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to piss off. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">มึงไปตายที่ใหนก็ไปเลย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
“Just give me a chance </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ขอแค่ให้โอกาศผม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">to show
you</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แสดงให้คุณดู</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>what I can do,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ว่าผมทำอะไรใด้บ้าง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the skinny
bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ชายร่างผอม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">pleaded. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">อ้อนวอน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
“OK,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ตกลง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the head
lumberjack </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หัวหน้าคนงานตัดไม้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">said. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ตอบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“See that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เห็นมั๊ยนั่นนะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">giant
eucalypt </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ต้นยูคาลิตั๊สยักษ์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">over there
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ที่อยู่ทางโน้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">— take
your axe </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เอาขวานแกไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and chop
it down.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แล้วก็โค่นมันลงมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
The skinny bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ไอ้ผอมคนนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">headed for
the tree </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก็ตรงดิ่งไปที่ต้นไม้นั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">และก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">in five
minutes</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ภายในห้านาที </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>was back </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ก็กลับมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">knocking
on </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เคาะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the office
door.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ประตูอ๊อฟฟิ๊ส</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> <br />
“0</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;">i</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เฮ๊ย<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he called,
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">เขาเรียก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“I’ve cut </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ผมตัด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">that tree
down. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ต้นไม้นั่นล้มลงแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">The
lumberjack </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">หัวหน้าคนงานตัดไม้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">couldn’t
believe</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> ไม่เชื่อ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>his eyes. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">สายตาตัวเอง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“Wow!” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">โอ๊โฮ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">he gasped.
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ก๊าซป์ แปลว่า เขาอ้าปากหวอ ตกตลึง </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“Where did
you learn</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> แกไปเรียนมาจากใหน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to cut trees </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ถึงได้ตัดต้นไม้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">like
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“In the Sahara Forest,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ในป่า ซาฮาร่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the puny
bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ชายร่างเล็กคนนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">proudly
answered.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ตอบอย่างภาคภูมิใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"> <br />
“Don’t you mean </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">แกคงไม่ได้หมายถึง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the Sahara
Desert?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 30.5pt; mso-ansi-font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";">ทะเลทรายซาฮาร่านะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the head
lumberjack</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> หัวหน้าคนงานตัดไม้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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“Sure,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica\, sans-serif";"> อ๋อ ใช่แน่นอน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-font-size: 30.5pt; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">the little
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">“that’s
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</span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A large lumberyard advertised online for a good
lumberjack. The next day, a skinny bloke rocked up with his axe and knocked on
the door to the office. The head <br />
lumberjack took one look at the weedy bastard and told him to piss off. <br />
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the skinny bloke pleaded. <br />
“OK,” the head lumberjack said. “See that giant eucalypt over there </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 4.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">— </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">take your
axe and chop it down.” <br />
The skinny bloke headed for the tree and in five minutes was back knocking on
the office door. <br />
“01,” he called, “I’ve cut that tree down. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his
eyes. “Wow!” he gasped. “Where did you learn to cut trees like that?” <br />
“In the Sahara Forest,” the puny bloke proudly answered. <br />
“Don’t </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">OU </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">mean the
Sahara Desert?” the head lumberjack asked. <br />
“Sure,” the little fella said, “that’s what they call it now.” <br />
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เอามาล้อเลียน เหมือนว่า มันก็แค่ทะเลทราย ถ้าไม่มองตัวสกดก็เหมือนจะบอกว่า<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>มันก็แค่ของหวานหรือของกล้วยๆ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 41.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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lumberyard บริษัทอุตสาหกรรม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif", serif; font-size: 25.3333px;">ทําไม้ที่ใหญ่มากแห่งหนึ่ง ดูรูป</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif", serif; font-size: 19pt;"> for a good lumberjack. สําหรับคนตัดไม้ที่มีผีมือดี </span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pGQukZPou9yGwuaxpzXE1Bg6cU-JaZrygV6tHwPr3etWt-cIZhjXar6x2BgLf3H9JPs4R6TF_jqgamX8veohnTZgyKXqHTM15hb_Y-JBYzMCAGAPuKJWbg_duy3MsQYoGCOR2eIbLO1c/s1600/images+%25283%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif", serif; font-size: 25.3333px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="210" data-original-width="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pGQukZPou9yGwuaxpzXE1Bg6cU-JaZrygV6tHwPr3etWt-cIZhjXar6x2BgLf3H9JPs4R6TF_jqgamX8veohnTZgyKXqHTM15hb_Y-JBYzMCAGAPuKJWbg_duy3MsQYoGCOR2eIbLO1c/s1600/images+%25283%2529.jpg" /></a></div>
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bloke rocked up with his axe and knocked on the door to the office. The head </span></div>
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lumberjack took one look at the weedy bastard and told him to piss off. <br />
“Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the skinny bloke pleaded. <br />
“OK,” the head lumberjack said. “See that giant eucalypt over there </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 4.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">— </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">take your
axe and chop it down.” <br />
The skinny bloke headed for the tree and in five minutes was back knocking on
the office door. <br />
“01,” he called, “I’ve cut that tree down. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his
eyes. “Wow!” he gasped. “Where did you learn to cut trees like that?” <br />
“In the Sahara Forest,” the puny bloke proudly answered. <br />
“Don’t </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">OU </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica, sans-serif","serif"; font-size: 19.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">mean the
Sahara Desert?” the head lumberjack asked. <br />
“Sure,” the little fella said, “that’s what they call it now.” <br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-68172655424227015992018-03-16T20:26:00.003-07:002018-03-16T20:31:54.010-07:00And then there were nun<br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">And then there were
nun<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">A soldier ran up to a
nun in a busy street and said, “Please Sister, can I hide under your skirt for
a few minutes. I’ll explain why later.” <br />
The nun agreed to his request. Soon thereafter, two MPs rushed past, stopped
and asked her if she’d seen a soldier running down the road. <br />
“He went that way,” she replied. <br />
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“I can’t thank you
enough, Sister. I don’t want to go to war.” <br />
The nun said she understood his fear. The soldier added, “I hope you don’t <br />
think me rude, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I’ve ever seen.” <br />
“If you’d looked a little higher,” then smiled, “you’d have spotted the most
beautiful pair of testicles you’ve ever seen. I don’t want to go to war
either.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">And then there were
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">เอามาจากชื่อหนัง
ก็แปลว่า ถึงตอนนั้นก็มีแม่ชี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">แต่ถ้าเอามาจาก </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">And then there were none<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;">ก็แปลว่า
ถึงตอนนั้นก็ไม่มีอะไรเลย</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">A soldier</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> พลทหารคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>ran up </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วิ่งเข้าไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to a nun </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หาแม่ชี </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">in a busy street </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ในถนนที่จ๊อกแจ๊กจอแจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“Please Sister, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ได้โปรดเถอะแม่ชี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">can I hide </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ให้ผมแอบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">under </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ใต้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>your skirt</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กระโปรงของแม่ชี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>for a few minutes.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ซักสองสามนาที</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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ผมจะอธิบาย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>why later.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ว่าทำใมทีหลัง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The nun </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แม่ชี </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">agreed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ตกลง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ตาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">his request.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ข้อเรียกร้องของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soon thereafter, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หลังจากนั้นไม่นาน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">two MPs </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สารวัตรทหารสองคน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>rushed past, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ก็วิ่งผ่านมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">stopped </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หยุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and asked</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">her</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> แล้วก็ถาม เธอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">if she’d seen</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เห็นมั๊ยว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a soldier </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มีทหารคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">running down </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วิ่งไปตาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the road. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถนน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“He went that way,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มันวิ่งไปทางโน้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she replied. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แม่ชีตอบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
After </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หลังจาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the MPs disappeared,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> สารวัตรทหารไปแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the soldier </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พลทหารคนนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">crawled out</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คลานออกมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>from under her skirt </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จากใต้กระโปรงของแม่ชี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“I can’t </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผมไม่รู้ว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">thank you </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จะขอบคุณคุณอย่างไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">enough,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จึงสาสม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sister. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นะครับแม่ชี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I don’t want to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผมไม่อยาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">go to war.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ไปสงคราม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The nun said </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แม่ชีบอกว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เธอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">understood his fear.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เข้าใจในความรู้สึกกลัวของเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The soldier added, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พลทหารก็พูดเสริมขึ้นว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“I hope you don’t </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผมหวังว่าคุณคงไม่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
think me rude, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คิดว่าผมหยาบคายนะครับ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">but </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you have </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณมี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the most beautiful pair of legs </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ขาที่สวยที่สุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I’ve ever seen.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เท่าที่ผมเคยเห็นมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“If </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถ้าหากว่า</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you’d looked </span><span style="font-family: "cordia new", sans-serif; font-size: 32px;">มึง</span><span style="font-family: "cordia new", sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">มอง</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a little higher,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สูงขึ้นอีกนิ๊ดนึง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">then smiled, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จากนั้นก็ยิ้มน้อยๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“you’d have spotted</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มึงก็จะได้เห็น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the most beautiful pair</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คู่ที่สวยที่สุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of testicles </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ของลูกกระโปก(ลูกอันทะ
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you’ve ever seen. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ที่มึงไม่เคยเห็นมาก่อน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I don’t want to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กูก็ไม่อยาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">go to war </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ไปสงคราม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">either.”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ด้วยเหมือนกัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial black" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-56217915490513787892018-01-26T18:26:00.002-08:002018-03-16T20:27:58.639-07:00What a jerk <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">What
a jerk</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> <br />
FLIPPO was 30 but still religiously pulled his pud. His old man had had enough
of this and told Flippo to go find a sheila. <br />
So he found himself a nice woman, got married and brought her home. Late that
night, Flippo’s dad found him in the back shed whacking off again. <br />
“Shit, son.” the father said. I thought all this would stop once you got
married.” <br />
“But Dad,” Flippo pleaded. “the poor girl’s not used to it. Her arms get so
tired.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เรื่องแบบนี้ แสดงให้เห็นถึงคําศัพท์ที่เอามาบวกกัน หลายคํากลายเป็นคําเดียว ที่ฝรั่งใช้กัน ทั่วๆไป สอ เศรษฐบุตร ก็ไม่รู้เรื่อง พวกที่เรียนโดยใช้ดิ๊กชันนารี่ ไทยจดไปแปลไป เละเทะสกปรกไปหมด สุดท้ายก็ยังใช้ภาษาอังกฤษไม่ได้ นี่คือสาเหตุที่เจ้าไทยชนชั้นสูงคนรวย ต้องส่งลูกไปเรียนเมืิองนอก เรียนมาแล้ว ก็ยังไม่รู้เรื่อง รู้บ้างไม่รู้บ้าง แปลผิดก็นึกว่าแปลถูก คนที่ไม่ได้ไปเรียนเมืองนอกก็จับผิดมันไม่ได้ ...คนจนก็โง่ต่อไปชั่วลูกชั่วหลาน เอาเปรียบกันจริงๆ...ลองอ่านดู</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36pt;">What a jerk</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> ว๊อท อะ เจิ๊ร์ค เป็นคําด่า ย่อมาจาก jerking off ที่แปลว่า สําเร็จความใคร่ด้วยตัวเอง ถ้าเป็นภาษาไทยก็ต้องบอกว่า ไอ้หน้าชักว่าว<br />FLIPPO ฟลิ๊บโป้ </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">was 30 อายุสามสิบแล้ว</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">but แต่ว่า </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">still ยังคง</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">religiously เรลลิเจ๊ยดสลี่ </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 32px;">religion แปลว่าศาสนา</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 32px;">ในเรื่องนี้ ต้องแปลว่าเป็นสรณะ หรือทํามาเป็นประจํา เป็นคําคุณศัพท์ </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> pulled his pud. พุล ฮิ๊ส ผัด ..อันนี้เป็นแสลงแปลว่า สําเร็จความใคร่ด้วยตัวเอง คือ ดึงไอ้จู๋เข้าออก</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">His old man เสด็จพ่อของเขา</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">had had enough ทนไม่ใหวแล้ว</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">of this ในเรื่องนี้ </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">and told และแล้วก็บอก</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">Flippo ฟลิ๊บโป้</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">to go find ให้ไปหา</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">a sheila. เมียซะ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 32px;">sheila เชียลล่า แปลว่าสาว</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">So ดังนั้น</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">he found himself เขาจึงได้หา</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> a nice woman,สาวสวยคนหนึ่ง</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> got married มาแต่งงาน</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">and แล้วก็</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">brought her home. พาเข้าบ้าน</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> Late that night, ตอนดึกของคืนวันนั้น</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">Flippo’s dad คุณพ่อของฟลิ๊ปโป๊</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">found him ไปเจอเค้า</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> in the back shed ในโรงเก็บของหลังบ้าน</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">whacking off กําลังสําเร็จความใคร่ด้วยตนเอง</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">again. เหมือนเดิม<br />“Shit, son.” ไอ้ขี้หมาเอ๊ย ลูก</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">the father said. คุณพ่อบอก</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">I thought พ่อคิดว่า</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">all this ทั้งหมดเนี๊ยะ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">would stop จะต้องหยุดลง</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">once เมื่อ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">you got married.” แกแต่งงานแล้ว<br />“But Dad,” แต่ว่า คุณพ่อ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">Flippo pleaded. ฟลิ๊ปโป๊ ออดอ้อน</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> “the poor girl’s สาวน้อยที่น่าสงสาร</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">( ตัว </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 32px;">’s ย่อมาจาก is </span><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">) </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> not used to it. ไม่ชินกับมัน</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">Her arms แขนของเธอ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24pt;">get so tired.” ปวดเมื่อยไปหมด</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-51148967863433714452018-01-19T15:21:00.004-08:002018-01-21T10:57:03.769-08:00Hard job <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
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</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 21.0pt;">Leroy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye. <br />
What happened to you?” asked <br />
his concerned wife. <br />
“I had a terrible day.” replied <br />
Leroy. “I had to go to a hotel and <br />
pick up a man who had died in his <br />
sleep. When I got there, the <br />
manager said they couldn’t get him <br />
into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and sure <br />
enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.” <br />
“I see,” said his wife. “But how did you get the black eye?” <br />
Leroy replied, “I was in the wrong room.” <br />
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<o:p> </o:p><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 54.6667px;">Hard job</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 54.6667px;"> ฮาร์ดจ๊อบ คํานี้ ใครๆก็รู้ว่า มันแปลว่า งานยาก</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 54.6667px;">งานลําบาก แต่ในเรื่องนี้ กลับแปลว่างานแข็ง ...ลองอ่านก่อน ดูว่ารู้เรื่องแค่ใหน</span><br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 41.0pt;">Hard job <br />
</span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">Leroy, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ลีรอย<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">an undertaker,</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> สัปเหร่อคนหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> came home </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">กลับมาบ้าน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">with a black eye. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ด้วยขอบตาเขียว</span></b><br />
<b><span lang="EN-AU"><span style="font-family: "angsana new" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 34.6667px;">( อย่าลืมว่า คนไทย จะใช้ green eye )</span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 25pt;"> </span></span></span></b><br />
<b><span lang="EN-AU"><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 25pt;">What happened to you?” </span></span></span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">มันเกิดอะไรขึ้นกับคุณนั่นนะ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">asked </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เป็นคำถาม</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
his concerned wife. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">จากภรรยาที่เป็นห่วง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">(</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">concern</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> คอนเซิร์น </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">= worry about someone</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">) </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
“I had a terrible day.” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ผมซวยสุดๆวันนี้<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">replied Leroy. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ลีรอยตอบมา</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">“I had to go</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> ผมจำเป็นที่จะต้องไป</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> to a hotel </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ที่โรงแรม</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">and </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">และก็</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
pick up </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เก็บ ( ศพ)</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">a man </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ชายคนหนึ่ง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">who had died</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> ผู้ซึ่งตาย</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> in his sleep. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ในขณะที่นอนหลับ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">When</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> อีตอน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> I got there, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ที่ผมไปถึงที่นั่น</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> the manager </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ผู้จัดการ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">said </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">บอกว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">they </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">พวกเค้า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">couldn’t </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ไม่สามารถ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">get him </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เอาเค้า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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into a body bag </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ใส่ในถุงใส่ศพได้
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">because </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เพราะว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">he had</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> เขามีอาการ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> this huge erection.</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">โรคโด่ไม่รู้ล้มขนาดมหึมานี่แหละ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> Anyway, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">อย่างไรก็ตาม</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">I went up ผม</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ขึ้นไป</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">and sure enough </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">แล้วก็จริงอย่างว่านั่นแหละ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">there was </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ไปถึงที่นั่นก็เจอเข้ากับ</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">this big naked guy</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> คนร่างใหญ่เปลือยกาย</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> lying </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">นอนแผ่สองสลึง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">on the bed </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">บนเตียง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">with </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">พร้อมด้วย</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">this huge erection.</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> ไอ้โรคโด่ไม่รู้ล้มมหึมานี้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> So </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">I grabbed it </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ผมจึงจับมัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">with both hands </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ด้วยมือทั้งสองข้าง</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">and tried </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">แล้วก็พยายาม</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">to snap it</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;"> ที่จะหักมัน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"> in half.” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ออกเป็นสองท่อน</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
“I see,” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เอาละฉันเข้าใจแล้ว</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">said his wife. </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ภรรยาบอก</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">“But </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">how did you get the black eye?” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">คุณไปได้ขอบตาเขียวนี่มาได้อย่างไร</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
Leroy replied, </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ลีรอยตอบว่า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">“I was in ผม</span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">เข้า</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;">the wrong room.” </span></b><b><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">ห้องผิด</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 25.0pt;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: 58.6667px;"><b>เรื่องนี้ก็ดีนะ มาดูฝรั่งเค้าใช้ศัพท์ บรรยายให้เห็นภาพ</b></span><br />
<b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 44.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">First timers <br />
</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">A religious couple got hitched and, being virgins, had
no idea how to consummate the marriage. The bloke snuck into the toilet and
rang his dad for advice. <br />
“Get naked and climb into bed,” advised his father. <br />
His new wife was confused when she saw him do this, so she snuck into the
bathroom, rang her mother and asked her what to do. <br />
“get naked and get into bed with him,”</span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 13.0pt;"><br />
</span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">came the response. <br />
they both lay there side by side for an hour untill<br />
the bloke snuck off to ring his father again to ask what came next. <br />
“Look at her naked body,” his <br />
father said, “ then take the hardest part of your body stick <br />
it where she </span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">pees.” <br />
</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">A few moments later the bride call her mother, weeping<br />
“What do I do now, Mum?” she asked “Well, what the dopey bastard doing,” her mother replied. <br />
“He’s in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet.” <o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 36.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">First timers </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">เฟิ๊รสต์ ทายเม่อร์ส หมายถึงครั้งแรก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 36.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">A religious couple </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คนเคร่งศาสนาคู่หนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">got hitched </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เกิดตกหลุมรักซึ่งกันและกัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">และก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">being virgins,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">
เป็นเพศพรหมจรรย์ทั้งคู่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">virgin</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เวอร์จิ๊น แปลว่า
ยังบริสุทธิ์ ไม่เคยร่วมเพศมาก่อน ที่มีตัว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">s</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> หมายถึงทั้งสองคน )</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> had no idea </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไม่เข้าใจ หรือไม่รู้เรื่อง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">how to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ว่าจะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">consummate </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ใช้สอยหรือใช้ประโยชน์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the marriage.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> จากการแต่งงานนี้ ( อย่างไร)</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> The bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไอ้หนุ่ม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">snuck into </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชิ่งเข้าไปใน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> the toilet </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ห้องนํ้า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">rang his dad</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> โทรศัพท์ถึงพ่อ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> for advice. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ขอคำแนะนำ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Get naked </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ถอดเสื้อผ้า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">climb into
bed,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ขึ้นเตียง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">advised his
father. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เสด็จพ่อแนะนำ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
His new wife </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ภรรยาที่เพิ่งแต่งงานกันมาสดๆร้อนๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">was confused </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">รู้สึกงงๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">when </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เมื่อหล่อน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she saw him </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เห็นเขา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">do this,</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทำแบบนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> so </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she snuck into </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หล่อนก็ชิ่งเข้าไปใน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the bathroom,</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ห้องนํ้า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> rang her mother </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">โทรศัพท์ถึงเสด็จแม่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asked her </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ถามเธอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">what to do. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ว่าจะทำอย่างไร</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“get naked </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แก้ผ้า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">get into bed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ขึ้นเตียงไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">with him,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> กับมัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
came the response. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">นี่คือคำตอบที่ได้รับมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
they both</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ทั้งคู่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> lay there</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> นอนแผ่สองสลึงอยู่ตรงนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> side by side </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เคียงข้างกันและกัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">for </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ประมาณ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">an hour </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชั่วโมงนึงได้</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">until</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> จนกระทั่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
the bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไอ้หนุ่ม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">snuck off </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชิ่งออกไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to ring </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เพื่อโทรศัพท์</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">his father
again </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไปหาพ่ออีกครั้ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to ask </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เพื่อที่จะถามว่า<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">what came next.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เอายังไงต่อไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> <br />
“Look at </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มองไปที่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> her naked body,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ร่างเปลือยเปล่าของเธอ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">his father
said,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เสด็จพ่อบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> “ then </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">จากนั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">take the
hardest part</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ก็เอาส่วนที่แข็งที่สุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> of your body </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ของร่างกายแก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">stick it </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ทิ่มมันเข้าไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">where she </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">pees.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ในที่ๆหล่อนใช้ฉี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">A few moments</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ชั่วครู่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> later </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ต่อมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the bride </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เจ้าสาว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">call her
mother, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">โทรศัพท์ไปหาแม่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">weeping</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> สอึกสอื้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“What do I do now, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หนูจะทำอย่างไรดีละ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Mum?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คุณแม่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she asked </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หล่อนถาม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“Well, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">อ้าว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">what the dopey
bastard doing,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไอ้เวรซื่อบื้อนั่นมันทำอะไรหนูหรือ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> her mother replied. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เสียงตามสายเสด็จแม่ตอบมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“He’s in the bathroom, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เขาอยู่ในห้องนํ้า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">dunking his
head </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เอาหัวทิ่มเข้าไป</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">(</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">dunking</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ดั๊งกิ๊ง ก็เหมือน </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Slam dunk </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คือจับลูกบ๊าสเกตบอลล์ยัดเข้าไปในห่วง
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cab <br />
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">A
Cabbie reached the Pearly Gates and announced his presence to St Peter, who
looked him up in his Big Book. Upon <br />
reading the entry for the cabbie, St Peter invited him to pick up a silk robe
and a golden staff and head in. <br />
A preacher was next in line and had been watching these proceedings with
interest. <br />
He boldly announced himself and upon scanning the preacher’s entry in the Big
Book, St Peter furrowed his brow and said, OK, we’ll let you in, but take that
cloth robe and wooden staff.” <br />
The preacher was astonished and <br />
replied, “I’m a man of the cloth. You gave that taxi driver a gold staff and a
silk robe. Surely, I rate higher than a cabbie.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 19.0pt;">St
Peter responded, “This is heaven and up here we’re interested in results. When
you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed.” </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">Death
cab </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">เด๊ตแค๊บ เป็นคำแปลว่า รถแท๊กซี่แห่งความตาย
หรือแท๊กซี่มหาภัย </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">A
Cabbie </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">คนขับรถแท๊กซี่คนหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">reached
the Pearly Gates </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ไปถึงประตูสวรรค์
ที่เรียกว่าประตูไข่มุก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ศาสนาคริสต์.....
คนคริสต์ไร้วาสนาไม่เหมือนคนไทย คือตายแล้ว ตายเลยกลับมาเกิดใหม่อีกไม่ได้ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> คนไทยจะโชคดี ตอนที่ตายไปแล้ว จะกลับมาเกิดใหม่ได้เสมอ วนเวียนไปตลอด จนกว่าจะสำเร็จอรหันต์หรือไปนิพพาน...
เพียงแค่ให้ญาติไปนิมนต์พระมาสวด แล้วใส่ซองทำบุญ ยิ่งมากยิ่งดี ยิ่งได้ขึ้นสวรรค์ไว พระไทยมีอภินิหาร
มีพุทธคุณ มีคัมภีร์วิเศษ ที่เรียกว่าอภิธรรม สามารถสวดให้คนที่ฆ่าคนมาเป็นหมื่นให้ไปสวรรค์ได้
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">..คนคริสต์ในต่างประเทศ
จะโชคดีตอนเป็นๆ คือ ประเทศคริสต์ ร้อยกว่าประเทศ
เด็กมีเงินเดือนกินไปเรียนหนังสือไป ซึ่งก็ทำให้สามารถสร้างเครื่องบินยานอวกาศ
ท่องดวงดาวได้ แถมยังมีศิลธรรมที่เรียกว่า </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Moral Fibre </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">คือกึ๋นของศิลธรรม ส่วนของไทยศิลธรรมไปอยู่ที่พระอรหันต์หมด
คนธรรมดาไม่มีสิทธิ มีศิลธรรม เพราะต้องให้พระอรหันต์สั่งสอนตลอดเวลา<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">...คนแก่ฝรั่งเมืองนอก มีเงินเดือนกินขนาดซื้อตั๋วเครื่องบินมาเที่ยวเมืองไทยได้ทุกๆสามเดือนหกเดือน
หญิงลูกติดสามีทอดทิ้งหรือตาย
มีเงินเดือนกินทุกคนไม่ต้องทำงาน แบบที่ประเทศไทยไม่มี
..แต่จะมีพระเอาบุญมาให้แทน ขอเงินสดกลับไป...</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">......ดังนั้น คนคริสต์ เมื่อตายแล้ว จะต้องไปที่ประตูสวรรค์หรือประตูไข่มุกทุกคน
เพื่อให้ เซ๊นต์ปีเตอร์พิจารณาว่าจะให้ตกนรกหรือขึ้นสวรรค์ เหมือนรายแท๊กซี่รายนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">แล้วก็</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">announced
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">รายงาน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">his
presence </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">การมาถึง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">to
St Peter, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ให้กับท่านนักบุญปีเตอร์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">who
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ผู้ซึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">looked
him up</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> กำลังตรวจสอบประวัติของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> in his Big Book. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ในหนังสือเล่มใหญ่ที่บันทึกประวัติของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">(ตรงกับภาษาไทยว่าบัญชีหนังหมา )</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Upon
reading </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">หลังจากที่ได้อ่าน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Upon</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">= carry out = </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">conform to</span><span lang="TH" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ทำตามพิธีการ)</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
entry </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">รายงานสิทธิเข้าสู่สวรรค์
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">( </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">entry</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เฉยๆ เท่ากับเข้าไป ถ้ามีเดอะ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ก็มีความหมายมากกว่านั้น)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">for
the cabbie, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ของคนขับรถแท๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">St
Peter </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เซ็นต์ปีเตอร์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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him</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ก็บอกให้เขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> to pick up </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ไปหยิบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a
silk robe </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เสื้อคลุมผ้าใหม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
a golden staff </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">พร้อมกับไม่เท้าทอง(ดูรูป)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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A preacher</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> นักบวช</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> was next in line </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ซึ่งยืนต่อแถวถัดมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">had
been watching</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> จับตามองมาตลอด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> these proceedings </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ในพิธีกรรมเหล่านี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">with
interest. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ด้วยความสนใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />
He boldly announced himself </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ท่านประกาศตัวการมาอย่างเข้มแข็งเด็ดขาดมั่นใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">boldly</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">= confident </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">และ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">upon
scanning </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">หลังจากการตรวจสอบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
preacher’s entry</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> สิทธิการเข้าสู่สวรรค์ของนักบวช</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> in the Big Book, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ในบัญชีหนังหมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">St
Peter </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เซ็นต์ปีเตอร์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Furrowed</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">his brow </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ขมวดคิ้ว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">OK,
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ตกลง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">we’ll
let you in,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เราอนุญาตให้ท่านเข้าได้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> but</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">
แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> take </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ต้องเอา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">that
cloth robe </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เสื้อคลุมที่เป็นผ้าธรรมดา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">กับ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">wooden
staff.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ไม้เท้าที่เป็นไม้ธรรมดาๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />
The preacher </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">นักบวชหรือหลวงพ่อ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">was
astonished </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">รู้สึกประหลาดใจอย่างยิ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
replied, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">แล้วก็ตอบว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">“I’m
a man of the cloth.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">
ผมเป็นคนที่จำเป็นต้องใส่เสื้อคลุม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> You gave </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ท่านให้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">that
taxi driver </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ไอ้คนขับแท๊กซี่นั่น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a
gold staff </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ไม้เท้าทอง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
a silk robe. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">และก็เสื้อคลุมทำด้วยใหม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">Surely,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> แน่นอน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> I rate </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ผมมีศักดิศรี</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">higher
than</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> สูงกว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> a cabbie.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">คนขับแท๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">St
Peter responded,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> เซ็นต์ปีเตอร์ตอบว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> “This is heaven </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ที่นี่คือสวรรค์นะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">and
up here</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> แล้วก็ข้างบนนี้ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> we’re interested </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">เราจะสนใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">in
results.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ในผลงาน (มากกว่า )</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> When you preached, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ตอนท่านเทศน์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">people
slept. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">คนจะนอนหลับ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">When
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">ตอนที่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
cabbie </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">แท๊กซี่คนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">drove
his taxi,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> ขับรถแท๊กซี่ของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-75747565691424249872017-12-15T17:27:00.003-08:002017-12-22T02:31:26.582-08:00Kidding around <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 36.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">เรื่องนี้คือ หนึ่งในหลายๆตัวอย่างของคําถามที่ว่าทําใมคนไทยเรียนภาษาอังกฤษไม่รู้เรื่อง เรื่องนี้แม้แต่อาจารย์ที่จบปริญญาเอกของ มหาวิทยาลัยต่างๆในเมืองไทย ก็ไม่มีทางที่จะเข้าใจ หรือพยายามที่จะเข้าใจ เพราะความหมายมันลึกซึ๊งเกินที่อาจารย์พวกนี้จะรู้เรื่อง </span><span style="font-size: 36pt;">ทั้งที่ศัพท์ก็ง่ายๆ ลองอ่านดู ถ้าคุณเข้าใจ แสดงว่าคุณเก่งกว่าอาจารย์พวกนั้น</span><br />
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">Kidding around </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">A woman walks into a Social Service office with 15
kids in tow. <br />
‘Wow!’ the social worker exclaims. ‘Are they all yours” <br />
Yeah,’ sighs the mother, having heard the question a thousand times before. She
says. Sit down, Terry.’ <br />
The children rush to find seats. <br />
Well, says the social worker, ‘I’ll need all of your childrens names <br />
‘This ones my oldest — he’s Terry. And this is my youngest — she’s Teri.’ <br />
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues writing ‘And here we have Terry
and Teri. <br />
All right! interrupts the social worker. I think I’m seeing a pattern. Are they
all named Terri or Terry?’ <br />
‘Yes.’ says the mother ‘It makes my life easier. When it’s time to get them out of bed and ready for <i> </i>school, I yell, Terry! And when it’s time
for dinner, I just yell Teri and they all come. And if I need to stop the kid
who’s running into the street, I just yell ‘Terry!’ and they all stop.” <br />
The social worker thinks this over, then wrinkles her forehead and says
tentatively, “But what if you just want one kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?” <br />
“Then I use their surnames.” <br />
...............................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">Kidding around<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คิดดิ๊ง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กับ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">โจ๊กกิ๊ง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เหมือนกันคือล้อเล่น</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ในเรื่องนี้</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หมายถึงเด็กๆเต็มไปหมด</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เป็นการใช้ภาษาแบบ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เล่นลิ้น</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
A woman </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">walks into </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เดินเข้าไปใน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a Social Service
office </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สำนักงานบริการสังคม</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หรือสำนักงานผดุงความมั่นคงครอบครัวของประชาชน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">with 15 kids in tow. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พร้อมกับเด็กๆสิบห้า</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เดินตามกันเป็นงูกินหาง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ( tow แปลว่าลากจูง </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ดูรูป</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> tow truck</span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfh0ItQx4Bv4LxZzDl4GB72Ao-q9vChYWgrp-n0EYEGBCZVFUa4EfQDY1nv5l3IBFgQW_sAMp7H1lF6ibf79ZlJWTFFodxUphAGZNKgmDHn-mRrOJ8HuVJ4BRT_MyxuePnoLhf_OWB1xl/s1600/download+%252810%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 32px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="167" data-original-width="303" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfh0ItQx4Bv4LxZzDl4GB72Ao-q9vChYWgrp-n0EYEGBCZVFUa4EfQDY1nv5l3IBFgQW_sAMp7H1lF6ibf79ZlJWTFFodxUphAGZNKgmDHn-mRrOJ8HuVJ4BRT_MyxuePnoLhf_OWB1xl/s1600/download+%252810%2529.jpg" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0r81UFupuJYcbNJUlM_8v553iH7rL5o1iuicuLlmtWOJW2FB2yFCpJoW1J3H4tvFAd2e2vWywyoUrxYNLWQqf1D4QV7jkIOheDT4ITum-hk1h6ZJKrI4CTAOBOkFKpUYSnB_3CiZO1po3/s1600/download+%252811%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 32px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="275" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0r81UFupuJYcbNJUlM_8v553iH7rL5o1iuicuLlmtWOJW2FB2yFCpJoW1J3H4tvFAd2e2vWywyoUrxYNLWQqf1D4QV7jkIOheDT4ITum-hk1h6ZJKrI4CTAOBOkFKpUYSnB_3CiZO1po3/s1600/download+%252811%2529.jpg" /></a><span style="font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">)</span></div>
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‘Wow!’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">โอ้โฮ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the social worker </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พนักงานผดุงสังคม</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">exclaims. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อุทานขึ้นมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">‘Are they all yours” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทั้งหมดนี่เป็นลูกคุณทั้งนั้นเลยใช่มั๊ย</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Yeah,’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ใช่แล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">sighs the mother, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณแม่ถอนหายใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">having heard </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จากการได้ยิน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the question </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คำถามแบบนี้มา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a thousand times </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นับเป็นพันๆครั้ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">before.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มาแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> She says. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หล่อนบอกว่า</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Sit down, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นั่งลง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Terry.’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรรี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The children rush </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เด็กๆต่างก็รีบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to find seats. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วิ่งหาที่นั่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Well, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เอาละ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">says the social
worker,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พนักงานบริการสังคมบอก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ‘I’ll need </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ฉันต้องการ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">all of your childrens
names </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">รายชื่อเด็กของคุณทุกคน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
‘This ones my oldest </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คนนี้คนที่โตที่สุดของฉัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> — he’s Terry. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แกชื่อ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรรี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">And this is </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">และคนนี้</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">my youngest </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คนที่เล็กที่สุดของฉัน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">— she’s Teri.’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เธอชื่อ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอริ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The social worker </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พนักงานบริการสังคม</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> raises an eyebrow </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ขมวดคิ้วอย่างงุนงง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> but continues writing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ก็ยังเขียนต่อไปเรื่อยๆ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ‘And here </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วนี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">we have </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เรามี</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Terry and Teri. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรี่</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กับเทอริ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
All right! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เอาละ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">interrupts the social
worker.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พนักงานบริการสังคมพูดขึ้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> I think </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผมคิดว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I’m seeing a pattern.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผมพอจะเห็นรูปแบบแล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> Are they all </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทั้งหมดนี้</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">named </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชื่อ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Terri or Terry?’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอริ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หรือ</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
‘Yes.’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ใช่แล้ว</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">says the mother </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณแม่พูด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">‘It makes my life </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มันทำให้ชีวิตฉัน</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">easier. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ง่ายขึ้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">When it’s time </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ตอนที่จะ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to get them </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เอาพวกเค้า</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ( </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ปลุกให้ตื่น</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">) </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">out of bed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ออกจากเตียง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and ready for <i> </i>school,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็พร้อมที่จะไปโรงเรียน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> I yell, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ฉันก็ตะโกนว่า</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Terry! </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรี่</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">And when it’s time </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็ตอนที่ถึงเวลา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">for dinner, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อาหารเย็น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> I just yell </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ฉันก็เพียงแค่ตะโกน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Teri </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรริ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and they all come. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทุกคนก็จะมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">And if </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">และถ้าหาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I need to stop </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ฉันต้องการหยุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> the kid </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เด็ก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">who’s running </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ที่กำลังวิ่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">into the street, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ลงไปที่ถนน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> I just yell </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ฉันก็เพียงแค่ตะโกน</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">‘Terry!’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เทอรรี่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and they all stop.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วทุกคนก็จะหยุด</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The social worker </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">พนักงานบริการสังคม</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> thinks this over, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คิดไปคิดมา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> then </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จนกระทั่ง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หน้าผากเธอย่น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and says </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็พูดแบบ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> tentatively, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ลังเล</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ไม่แน่ใจ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“But what if you </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถ้าหากว่าคุณ</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">just want </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ต้องการแค่</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">one kid to come, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เด็กคนเดียวให้มาหา</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and not </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็ไม่ใช่</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> the whole bunch?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทั้งขโยง</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Then </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถ้าเป็นอย่างงั้น</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I use their
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-60914189358919891332017-12-15T11:28:00.000-08:002017-12-16T06:41:53.233-08:00Twin signs<span lang="en-AU"></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Greg was dating twins and couldn’t stop </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">bragging </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">at the </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">pub. <br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">His envious mates peppered him with loads of filthy
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One fella asked. ‘How do you tell them apart? Breast size? Shape of their vadges?
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Nah, its easy.’ Greg replied. Julie’s got blonde hair...and Steve has a
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-5905046730732008412017-12-03T12:22:00.000-08:002017-12-08T15:26:43.944-08:00First date <span style="font-family: "times new roman"; font-size: 34pt; font-weight: bold;">เรื่องนี้ค่อนข้างจะสวิงสวายนิดหน่อย แต่ศัพท์ และสํานวนที่เค้าใช้น่าเรียนรู้มาก ลองอ่านดูว่ารู้แค่ใหน </span><br />
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The 18-year-old chick was getting ready to go on a first date when her granny decided to give some advice.
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“He’ll to try to kiss you,’ she said. “You’ru going to like that but don’t let him do </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">
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The chick nodded.
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Gran continued, “He’ll also try to touch your breasts. You’ll like that, too, but don’t let him do it. Soon, he’ll try to feel between your legs. You’ll really like that but don’t let him do it.”
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By now the young chick was wide-eyed and vigorously nodding.
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Finally, Gran reached her main point. “Most importantly,” she advised, “he’ll try to get on top and have his way with you. You’ll love that but don’t let him do it, because that would disgrace our family.”
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With this in mind the chick went off on her date. When she came home later that night she couldn’t wait to tell her granny about the date.
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She told Gran that most of the things she said would happen did, in fact, happen during the evening.
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“But,” she said proudly, 1 didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried that, I jumped on top of him and disgraced his family instead!” </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a first date </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นัดดูใจกับผู้ชายครั้งแรก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">when her granny </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถึงตอนนั้นคุณย่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">decided </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ตัดสินใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to give </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ที่จะให้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">some advice. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คําแนะนําบางอย่าง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“He’ll try </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาจะต้องพยายาม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to kiss you,"</span><span style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she said. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณยายบอก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“You are going to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หนูจะต้อง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">like that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชอบมัน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">but </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">don’t let him do it.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อย่ายอมให้เค้าทํา </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The chick nodded. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เด็กสาวพยักหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Gran continued, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณยายพูดต่อ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“He’ll also try to </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขายังต้องพยายาม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">touch</span><span style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">your
breasts. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ลูบคลําหน้าอกหนู</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">You’ll like that, too,</span><span style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> <span lang="TH">หนูก็จะต้องชอบแบบนั้นด้วยเหมือนกัน</span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> but </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">don’t let him do it. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordiaupc" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อย่าให้เค้าทําแบบนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Soon,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ไม่นานนัก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> he’ll try to feel </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาจะต้องพยายามล้วงมือเข้าไปลูบคลำ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">between your legs. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หว่างขาหนู</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">You’ll </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หนูจะต้อง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">really like that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชอบมันมาก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">but don’t let him do it.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่อย่าให้เค้าทำมัน</span><span style="font-family: "times new roman" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">By now </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถึงตอนนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the young chick </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สาวน้อย<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">was wide-eyed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ได้เกิดอาการตาพอง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">vigorously nodding. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผงกศรีษะรับอย่างรุนแรง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Finally, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สุดท้ายแล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Gran </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณยาย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">reached her main point</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ก็ถึงจุดใหญ่ใจความ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">. “Most importantly,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สิ่งที่สำคัญที่สุด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she advised, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณยายแนะนำ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“he’ll try to</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เขาต้องพยายามที่จะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> get on top </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ขึ้นคร่อมตัวหนู</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">have his wa</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">y</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> with you.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ใช้เส้นทางกับหนู </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">(
อันนี้เป็นแสลงหมายถึงใช้เรือดำนํ้าแหวกว่ายเข้าไปในช่องแคบมะละกาของหนู)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">You’ll love that</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> หนูต้องชอบมันมาก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> but </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">don’t let him do it, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อย่ายอมให้เค้าทำมัน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">because </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เพราะว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">that would </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นั่นมันจะทำให้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">disgrace </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เสื่อมเสีย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">our family.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วงค์ตระกูลของเรา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
With this in mind </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ด้วยความรู้ทุกอย่างที่คุณยายสอนมาเข้าไปอยู่ในสมอง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">on her date. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">นัดดูใจของเธอ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">When</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เมื่อ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> she came home </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กลับมาบ้าน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">later that night </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ในตอนดึกคืนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she couldn’t wait </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หล่อนแทบจะทนรอไม่ใหว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to tell her granny </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ที่จะเล่าให้คุณย่าฟัง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">about the date. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เรื่องที่ไปนัดดูใจกับผู้ชายมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
She told </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หล่อนบอก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">Gran </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คุณยาย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">most of the things </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เรื่องทั้งหมด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she said </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ที่คุณยายบอก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">in fact, happen </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ก็เกิดขึ้น</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จริงๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "angsana new" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 32px;">( </span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">would happen</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , serif; font-size: 24pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">did, </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , serif; font-size: 32px;">in fact, happen สํานวนนี้ น่าจําให้ได้ </span><span style="font-family: "angsana new" , serif; font-size: 32px;">)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">during the evening. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ระหว่างคํ่าวันนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“But,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she said proudly, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หล่อนพูดอย่างภาคภูมิใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">1 didn’t let him </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หนูไม่ยอมให้เขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the family.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วงค์ตระกูลของเรา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I jumped on top </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หนูกระโดดขึ้นคร่อมบนร่าง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of him </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and disgraced </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็ทำความเสื่อมเสีย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-60806892044044342152017-11-26T01:41:00.001-08:002017-12-02T04:25:28.401-08:00A bit stiff <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 41.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">A bit </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 46.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">stiff <br />
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">THE teacher asked the kids to discuss what their dads
did for a living. <br />
“My dad’s a lawyer,” Mary boasted. “He puts the bad guys in the clink.” </span><span lang="EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23.0pt;">“My father’s a
doctor,” Conan grinned. “He makes all the sick people better.” <br />
All the kids in the class had their turn except lil’ Johnny. <br />
The teacher asked, “Johnny, what does your Dad do?” <br />
“He’s dead, Miss,” he swore. <br />
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” the teacher cringed. “What did he do before he
died?” <br />
“He turned blue and shit on the carpet.” </span><br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 41pt;">A bit </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 46pt;">stiff อบิต สติ๊ฟ แปลว่าแข็งไปหน่อย </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">The teacher ครู </span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">asked the kids </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 32px;">to </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">ขอให้เด็กๆ</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;"> discuss วิพากษ์วิจารณ์ หรือเล่าเรื่อง</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">what their dads </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">did คุณพ่อของพวกเขาทําอะไร</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">for a living. สําหรับการดํารงชีพ</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">( ทั้งประโยคหมายถึงว่า อาชีพอะไร หรือทํามาหากินอะไร )<br />“My dad’s a lawyer,” คุณพ่อหนูเป็นทนายความ</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">Mary boasted. แมรี่ คุยอวดขึ้นมา</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 32px;">( boasted โบ๊สเต๊ด แปลว่าคุยโม้หรือคุยโว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">)</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24pt;">“He puts </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">the bad guys เขาเอาคนไม่ดีใส่</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;"> in the clink.” ในคุก</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">( </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 32px;">clink คลิ๊งค์ เป็นเสียงปิดประตูหรือใส่กุญแจคุก เป็นแสลง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 24pt;">)</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“My father’s a doctor,” คุณพ่อผมเป็นหมอ</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">Conan grinned. โคแนน ยิ้มละมัย</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“He makes เขาทําให้</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">all the sick people คนป่วยทั้งหลาย</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;"> better.” มีอาการดีขึ้น<br />All the kids </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">เด็กๆทุกคนในชั้น</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">in the class ในชั้นเรียน</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;"> had their turn ได้ผลัดกันเล่าจนครบหมดทุกคนแล้ว</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">turn เทิร์น แปลได้หลายอย่าง แต่ที่พจนานุกรมไทยไม่เคยแปลคือ your turn ทีเธอ my turn ทีฉัน เหมือนเด็กเล่นกระโดดเชือก ผลัดกัน ..ดังนั้น ดิ๊กไทย มีคุณอนันต์ และก็มีโทษมหันต์เหมือนกัน </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;"> ถ้าเราเอาไปให้ กูเกิ๊ล ทานเสลด แปล จะได้ออกมาว่า... ถึงคราวแล้ว... ที่ไม่ได้ใจความที่แท้จริง ทําให้สับสน เพราะกูเกิ๊ลทานเสลดคือ อาจารย์ มหาวิทยาลัยจุฬาลงกรณ์ ที่ไม่สามารถเรียนภาษาอังกฤษรู้เรื่องได้เลย เพราะโครงสร้างทางสังคมไม่เหมือนฝรั่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">)</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">except ยกเว้น</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">lil’ Johnny. ไอ้หนูน้อย จอนนี่ หรือ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">liltle Johnny</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;"><br />The teacher asked, คุณครูถาม</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“Johnny, จอนนี่</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">what does your dad do?” อะไรที่คุณพ่อหนูทํา</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">( ประโยคนี้ ต้องแปลทั้งประโยค</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">what does your dad do? = what does he do ?</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">)</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“He’s dead, </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">Miss </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">เขาตายแล้วครับ คุณครู </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">,”</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">( เด็กฝรั่งจะเรียกครูว่า </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">Miss ทุกคน </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">) </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;"> he swore.</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;"> เขาพูดออกมาแบบ เครียดๆ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">swore สะวอร์ เป็นพ๊าสเท๊นส์ มาจาก swear สแวร์ แปลว่า พูดคําหยาบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;"> หรือสบถ แต่ในเรื่องนี้ หมายถึงพูดออกมาด้วยอารมณ์เครียด หรือกัดฟันพูดนั่นเอง)</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“Oh, โอ้</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">I’m sorry ฉันเสียใจ</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">to hear that,” ที่ได้ยินเรื่องนี้</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">the teacher cringed. คุณครูพูดแบบเอาใจ แบบไม่อยากได้ยินเรื่องแบบนี้</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">cringed คริ๊งจ์ เป็นกิริยาที่ละเอีอดอ่อน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 30.6667px;">ดูคลิ๊บนี้ )</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 30.6667px;">https://www.youtube.com/watchv=Fe65Ws9OfqI</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">“What did he do เขาทําอะไร</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">before he died?” ก่อนที่เขาจะตาย<br />“He turned blue เขาหน้าเขียว</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">( ฝรั่งจะใช้ว่า </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 30.6667px;">turned blue หรือเปลี่ยนสีเป็นนํ้าเงิน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 23pt;">) </span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">and shit แล้วก็ขี้ราด</span><br />
<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">on the carpet.” ลงบนพรม</span><br />
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23pt;">ไม่คิดว่า ครูจะถามว่า พ่อทําอาชีพอะไร )</span><span lang="EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-73031164545357486622017-11-26T01:36:00.002-08:002017-11-30T03:54:43.369-08:00Lady garden <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-size: 45.0pt;">Lady garden <br />
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23.0pt;">A
SHEILA had tried everything to get her tomatoes to turn as red as her
neighbour’s batch, but nothing seemed to work. She finally asked him for his
secret. <br />
“Twice a day I stand in front of my <br />
tomatoes and expose myself,” the <br />
neighbour said. “My tomatoes turn bright red from blushing so much.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">The
chick was so impressed she decided to give this unusual technique a bash. <br />
Twice a day for two weeks she stripped and posed in front of her veggie garden.
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One day, the neighbour spotted her over the fence. <br />
“How did you get on?” he asked the woman. “Did you tomatoes turn red?” <br />
“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.” <br />
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<span style="font-size: 24.0pt;">Lady garden </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">เลดี้
การ์เด๊นแปลว่าเจ้าของสวนที่เป็นผู้หญิง</span><span style="font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">A
SHEILA </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ชีล่าแปลว่าผู้หญิง
คำนี้ คือ ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">had
tried everything </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ได้พยายามทุกอย่างแล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
get </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ที่จะให้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">her
tomatoes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">มะเขือเทศของเธอ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
turn </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ให้เปลียนเป็น
</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">as
red as </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">สีแดงเหมือน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">her
neighbour’s batch, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">พวงมะเขือเทศของเพื่อนบ้าน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">batch</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> บั๊ตช์ แปลว่า มะเขือเทศจำนวนมากหรือเป็นพวง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">but
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แต่ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">nothing
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ไม่มีอะไร </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">seemed</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> ที่ดูเหมือนว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> to work. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">จะได้ผล</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">She
finally </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ในที่สุดหล่อนก็</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asked
him </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ถามเขา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">for
his secret. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ถึงเรื่องเคล็ดลับ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Twice a day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">วันละสองครั้ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I
stand </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ผมยืน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">in
front </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ตรงหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of
my tomatoes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ของต้นมะเขือเทศของผม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
expose myself,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แล้วก็แก้ผ้าให้มันดู<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
neighbour said. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เพื่อนบ้านพูดอีกว่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“My
tomatoes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">มะเขือเทศของผม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">turn
bright red </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เปลี่ยนเป็นสีแดงจัด</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">from
blushing so much.”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">
อันเกิดมาจากอายจนหน้าแดงบ่อยมาก</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">The
chick </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">สาวคนนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">was
so impressed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">รู้สึกประทับใจมาก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she
decided </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">หล่อนตัดสินใจ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
give this unusual technique a bash. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ที่จะใช้วิธีประหลาดนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">(</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to give this a bash</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;">= to give this a go </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">) </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Twice a day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">วันละสองครั้ง<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">for
two weeks </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เป็นเวลาสองอาทิตย์</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she
stripped </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">หล่อนเปลื้องผ้า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
posed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แล้วก็แอ่นกึ๋น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">in
front of </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ตรงหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">her
veggie garden. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แปลงผักของหล่อน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
One day, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">วันหนึ่ง<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
neighbour </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เพื่อนบ้านคนนี้</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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her </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แลเห็นเธอ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">over
the fence. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">จากการมองข้ามรั้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“How did you get on?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">คุณทำมันแล้วได้ผลเป็นไงบ้าง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">he
asked the woman. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เขาถามผู้หญิง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“Did
you</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;">r</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> tomatoes </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ไอ้มะเขือเทศทั้งหลายแหล่ของคุณนะ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">turn
red?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เปลี่ยนเป็นสีแดงมั๊ย</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“No,” she replied, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ไม่ หล่อนตอบ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">my
cucumbers </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">แตงกวาของฉัน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">are
enormous.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ดันใหญ่โตเบ้อเริ่มเทิ่มขึ้นมา</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-54549121637071981192017-11-18T14:10:00.000-08:002017-11-24T13:28:16.975-08:00Done like a dinner<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 49.0pt;">Done
like a dinner<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 49.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow", serif; font-size: 22pt;">A
blonde was at a job interview. </span><br />
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Nearing the end of it, the employer asked, “If you could have one person in
history over to dinner, living or dead, who would it be?” <br />
The blonde thought long and hard before finally answering, “Well, you’ve kinda
put me on the spot. But probably the living one.” <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Done like a dinner </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ดัน ไล๊ค์ เอ ดินเน่อร์
เป็นสแลง แปลว่า ง่ายเหมือนปอกกล้วยเข้าปาก<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">A blonde </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">สาวผมบลอนด์</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">was
at </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">อยู่ที่</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">a
job interview. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">การสัมภาษณ์เข้างานแห่งหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />
Nearing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เกือบๆ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
end of it, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">จะจบอยู่แล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
employer asked,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> ทางนายจ้างก็ถาม</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> “If you could have </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ถ้าคุณสามารถที่จะเชิญ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">one
person </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ใครคนใดคนหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">in
history </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ในประวัติศาสตร์</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">over
to dinner,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> มาร่วมทานอาหารค่า</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> living or dead, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ไม่ว่ายังมีชีวิตอยู่หรือตายไปแล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">who
would it be?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">คนๆนั้นจะเป็นใคร</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><br />
The blonde </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">สาวผมบลอนด์</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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long </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">คิดอยู่นาน</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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hard </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">อย่างลำบากยากเย็น</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">before
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">finally
answering,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> จะตอบออกมาในที่สุด</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"> “Well, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">คือว่า..</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">you’ve
kinda </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">รู้สึกว่าคุณ</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">put
me on</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";"> </span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the spot. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Cordia New","sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">เอาฉันใส่ไปในจุดที่ตัดสินใจไม่ถูก</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cordia New"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">the
living one.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "Angsana New","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Helvetica Narrow";">ต้องเป็นคนที่ยังมีชีวิตอยู่</span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Narrow","serif"; font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-27421919042025795152017-11-18T14:08:00.004-08:002017-11-21T01:47:49.280-08:00Born Yesterday<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 31pt;">I
was telling a girl in a bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born
just by feeling her boobs. </span><br />
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“Really?” she said, “Go on, then... try.” After about 30 seconds of fondling
she lost patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?” <br />
“Yesterday,” I replied. </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">............................................<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">I
was telling </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">ผมได้บอก<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">a
girl </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">กับสาวคนหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">in
a bar </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">ในบาร์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">about
my ability </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">เกี่ยวกับความสามารถของผม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">to
guess </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ที่จะบอกได้หรือเดาได้ว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">what
day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">วันอะไร </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">a
woman was born</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"> ที่ผู้หญิงคนนั้นเกิด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"> just by </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">โดยแค่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">feeling
her boobs.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ลูบคลำอกของเธอ</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , serif; font-size: 41.3333px;">boobs บู๊บส์= breast </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"> เบร๊สท์ แปลว่านม<br />
“Really?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">จริงหรือ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">she
said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">หล่อนบอก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">“Go
on, then</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"> ถ้างั้นก็เอาเลย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">...
try.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ทดลองดู</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">After
about </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">หลังจากประมาณ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">30
seconds </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">สามสิบวินาที</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">of
fondling </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ของการลูบคลำ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">she
lost patience </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">หล่อนก็หมดความอดทน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: "Helvetica Narrow", serif; font-size: 41.3333px;">(patience เพเชี่ยน แปลว่าใจเย็น im</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: "Helvetica Narrow", serif; font-size: 41.3333px;">patience อิมเพเชี่ยน แปลว่าใจร้อน</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: "Helvetica Narrow", serif; font-size: 41.3333px;">) </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">and
said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">แล้วก็บอกว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">“Come
on, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">เอายังไงกันว่ามา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">what
day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">วันอะไร</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">was
I born?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ที่ฉันเกิด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><br />
“Yesterday,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">เมื่อวานนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">I
replied. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">ผมตอบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">(
เรื่องนี้มาจากหนัง ที่โด่งดังในสมัยก่อนที่ชื่อ </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 31.0pt;">Born Yesterday </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 39.0pt;">)
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-22319840836934590712017-11-16T12:49:00.004-08:002017-11-17T23:58:18.226-08:00The perfectionist <div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 46.0pt;">The
perfectionist <br />
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23.0pt;">A
HANDSOME bloke decided he should marry the </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 20.0pt;">perfect </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 23.0pt;">woman so they could produce the children beyond comparison.With this as his mission he began searching for her. <br />
Shortly afterwards, he met a farmer who had three stunning daughters who took
his breath away. He explained his mission to the farmer. asking for permission
to marry one of them.<br />
“They are lookin’ to get married,” the old fella said, “so you came to the
right place”. Look ‘em over and pick the one you want.” <br />
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for his
opinion. <br />
“Well,” said the man, “she’s a wee bit, not that you can hardly notice,
pigeon-toed.” <br />
The farmer nodded and suggested the </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 26.0pt;">man go on a date with the second
daughter. The next day, the farmer asked how things went. <br />
“Well,” the man replied, “she’s just a wee bit, not that you can hardly tell,
cross-eyed.” <br />
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third daughter to see if things
might be better. so he did. <br />
The next morning the man rushed in <br />
exclaiming perfect,she’s perfect, just perfect. <br />
She’s the one I want to marry.” <br />
So they were wed right away. Nine <br />
months later the baby was born. <br />
When th man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the scrawniest,
ugliest , pathetic excuse for a human being you could imagine. <br />
He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering
the beauty of the parents. <br />
“Well,” explained the farmer, “she was just a wee bit, not that you could
hardly tell, pregnant when you met her.” </span></div>
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perfectionist <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เดอะเพอร์เฟคชั่นนิสต์
แปลว่า คนที่นิยมชมชอบความสวยความงามสมบูรณ์แบบ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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A </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">handsome</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> bloke </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ไอ้หนุ่มรูปหล่อคนหนึ่ง<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> Decided</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">
ได้ตัดสินใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> he should marry </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ว่าเขาควรแต่งงานกับ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
perfect woman </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สาวสวยที่เพียบพร้อมไปหมดทุกอย่าง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">so
they </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เพื่อที่เขาและเธอ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> could produce </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">จะสามารถผลิต</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">c</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">hildren </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เด็กหรือลูกออกมา<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">beyond
comparison.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> บียอนคอมพาริซั่น </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">= beyond
compare </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ในที่นี้คือ
สวยหรือหล่อแบบหาตัวจับยาก หรือหาตัวมาเปรียบยาก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">With
this </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ด้วยความคิดแบบนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">as
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">อันเป็น<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">his
mission </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ความมุ่งหวังของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
he began </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาจึงเริ่ม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">searching
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เสาะหา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">for
her. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เจ้าหล่อนคนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
Shortly afterwards,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เวลาผ่านไปไม่นานนัก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> he met a farmer </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาก็เจอเข้ากับชาวนา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">who
had </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผู้ซึ่งมี</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">three
stunning daughters </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ลูกสาวสวยขนาดเห็นแล้วต้องตลึง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">who
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ผู้ซึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">took
his breath away.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ทำให้เขาแทบหยุดหายใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> He explained</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เขาอธิบาย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> his mission </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ความตั้งใจของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
the farmer. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ให้ชาวนาฟัง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asking
for permission </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็ขออนุญาต</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
marry </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แต่งงาน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">one
of them.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กับคนใดคนหนึ่งในจำนวนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“They are lookin’ </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ลูกสาวผมทั้งสามคนก็กำลังมองหา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
get married,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คนมาแต่งงาน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> the old fella said, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">สหายเฒ่าบอก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“so
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ถ้ามันเป็นอย่างที่แกว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">came
to the right place”.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">มาถูกที่แล้ว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> Look ‘em over</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ดูให้ดี</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> and </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">pick
the one </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เลือกคนที่แก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you
want.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ต้องการ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The man </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ไอ้หนุ่ม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">dated
the first daughter. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ออกเด๊ตกับลูกสาวคนแรก</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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next day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">วันต่อมา<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
farmer </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชาวนา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asked
for </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ก็ถามถึง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">his
opinion. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ความคิดเห็นของเขา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Well,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">คือว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">said
the man, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชายคนนั้นพูด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“she’s
a wee bit, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">หล่อนมีปัญหานิดหน่อย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">not
that</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ไม่ถึงขนาด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> you can hardly notice,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ยากที่คุณจะสังเกตุไม่ออก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">pigeon-toed.” พิ๊จเจี้ยนโท </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เดินขาขวิดกันแบบนิ้วนกพิราบดูรูป</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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The farmer nodded</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ชาวนาคนนั้นพยักหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> and suggested </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">แล้วก็แนะนำ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
man </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ให้ชายคนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">go
on a date</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ออกเด๊ต</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> with </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">กับ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
second daughter.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ลูกสาวคนที่สอง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> The next day, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">วันต่อมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
farmer </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชาวนาคนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asked
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ก็ถามว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">how
things went. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไปกันมาแล้วได้เรื่องยังไง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Well,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คือว่า..อ้า..อ้า..อ้า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
man replied, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไอ้หนุ่มตอบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“she’s
just a wee bit, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หล่อนมีปัญหานิดหน่อย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">not
that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไม่ถึงขนาด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you
can hardly tell,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คุณจะมองไม่ออก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> cross-eyed.”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คร๊อส-อาย </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คือตาเข</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หรือตาเหล่ ดูรูป </span></div>
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The farmer nodded </span></span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชาวนาก็พยักหน้า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
suggested </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็แนะนำให้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">he
date </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาออกเด๊ต<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> the third daughter </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">กับลูกสาวคนที่สาม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
see </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ลองดู</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">if
things </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เผื่อว่าอะไรๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">might
be better. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">อาจจะดีขึ้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">so
he did. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ซึ่งเขาก็ทำตาม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The next morning </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เช้าวันต่อมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
man </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไอ้หนุ่มคนนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">rushed
in </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ก็กระหืดกระหอบเข้ามา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
exclaiming </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แหกปากตะโกนว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">perfect,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> สมบูรณ์แบบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">she’s
perfect,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เธอเป็นคนที่สมบูรณ์แบบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> just perfect. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">สมบูรณ์แบบจริงๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
She’s the one</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เธอเป็นคนที่ผม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> I want to marry.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ต้องการแต่งงานเด้วย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
So </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ด้วยเหตุนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">they
were wed right away.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ทั้งคู่ก็แต่งงานกันทันที</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> Nine months later </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เก้าเดือนต่อมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
baby was born. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เด็กทารกก็ลืมตาออกมาดูโลก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
When </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เมื่อ<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">th</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">e</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> man </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ชายคนนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">visited
the nursery </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เข้าไปในห้องดูแลเด็กอ่อน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">he
was horrified: </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เขาก็ตกใจสุดขีด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
baby</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เด็กทารกคนนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> was the scrawniest,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> มีรูปร่างลักษณะผอมโกโรโกโสที่สุด</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ugliest
,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> น่าเกลียดสุดๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> pathetic excuse</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> พัตเตติก เอ๊กซ์คิ้ว เป็นสำนวนแปลเป็นไทยๆว่าห่วยแตกสุดๆ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">pathetic</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> แปลว่าเสียศูนย์หรือตุปัดตุเป๋ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">excuse</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> แปลว่าขอโทษ เมื่อเอามารวมกันกลับแปลว่าห่วยแตก หรือใช้ไม่ได้เลย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> for a human being </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">สำหรับมนุษย์</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">you
could imagine. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ที่คุณจะจินตนาการไปถึง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
He rushed </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เขากระหืดกระหอบ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
his father-in-law </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไปหาพ่อตา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">asking
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ถามว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">how
such a thing </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">มันเป็นอย่างไรเรื่องแบบนี้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">could
happen </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ดันเกิดขึ้นมาได้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">considering
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
beauty </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ความสวยความงาม</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of
the parents. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ของพ่อแม่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“Well,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เอาละ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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the farmer,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ชาวนาอธิบาย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> “she was just a wee bit, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หล่อนมีปัญหานิดหน่อย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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that </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไม่ถึงขนาด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> you could hardly tell, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ที่มึงจะมองไม่ออก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-76475964580891631162017-08-18T16:52:00.003-07:002017-08-21T14:31:22.740-07:00601<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">Saucy
memories</span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;">
<br />
“Do you remember when we met all those years ago?” I asked my wife at breakfast
this morning. <br />
“It may have been 20 years,” she said, “but of course I do!” <br />
“And our wedding day?” <br />
“Eighteen years ago, but I remember every single minute.” <br />
“That’s great. So why the fuck couldn’t you remember to buy the tomato sauce I
asked for yesterday?” <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 22.0pt;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36pt;">Saucy memories</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 22pt;">ซ๊อส ถ้าเป็น แพร๊กติคั๊ล practical หรือ realistic ก็คือ ซ๊อส นํ้าปลา ซี่อิ้ว ซ๊อสมะเขือเทศ ซ๊อสซี่ ถ้าเป็นแสลง แปลว่า ขี้คุย พูดจา กวนตีน พูดจาไม่ให้เกียรติคนอื่น </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">หยาบคาย หรือ ทลึ่ง ที่เรียกว่า <span style="font-size: 29.3333px;">Impertinent อิมเพอร์ติเน่น ......</span></span><span style="font-size: 22pt;"><span style="font-size: 22pt;">อเมริกัน จะแผลงเป็น sassy ในเรื่องนี้ </span></span><span style="font-size: 48px;">Saucy memories </span><span style="font-size: 22pt;">จะหมายถึงอะไร ต้องอ่านต่อไป จึงจะเข้าใจ</span></span></h2>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 22pt;"><span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">“Do
you remember </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">เธอจำได้มั๊ย</span></span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">when
we met </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ตอนที่เราพบกัน</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">all
those years ago?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">หลายปีทั้งหมดที่ผ่านมา</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">I
asked </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ผมถาม</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">my
wife </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ภรรยาของผม</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">at
breakfast </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ตอนเวลาอาหารเช้า</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">this
morning. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ของเช้าวันนี้</span></h2>
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“It may have been</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">มันอาจจะผ่านมา</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> 20 years,”</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ยี่สิบปีได้แล้ว</span><span style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">she said,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">หล่อนบอก</span><span style="font-size: 22.0pt;"> </span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">“but of course </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">แต่ก็แน่นอน</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">I
do!” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ฉันยังจำมันได้<br /> </span><span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">
“And </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">แล้วก็</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">our
wedding day?” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">วันแต่งงานของเรา</span><span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">
“Eighteen years ago, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">สิบแปดปีมาแล้ว</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">but
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">แต่ว่า</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">I
remember </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ฉันก็ยังจำได้</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">every
single minute.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ทุกๆนาทีของมัน</span></h2>
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“That’s great. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">สุดยอดมาก</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">So
why the fuck </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">แล้วมันเรื่องบ้าอะไร</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">couldn’t
you </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ที่เธอไม่สามารถ</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">remember
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">จำได้</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">to
buy </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ว่าจะต้องซื้อ</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">the
tomato sauce </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ซ๊อสมะเขือเทศ</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">I
asked for </span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">ที่ฉันขอให้เธอซื้อ</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: 22.0pt;">yesterday?”
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-size: 28.0pt;">เมื่อวานนี้</span></h2>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12540362864195030473noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3662556727065511557.post-23466821569180441702017-08-14T14:28:00.001-07:002017-08-18T16:59:03.456-07:00Cold Shoulder 600<div style="margin-bottom: 12.0pt;">
<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">Cold
shoulder <br />
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">ANTHONY
is sitting in the back of a taxi, and wants to get the driver’s attention. He
leans forward and taps the cabbie on the shoulder. <br />
The driver almost jumps out of his skin, screams, rides up the pavement and
stops only inches from a glass shopfront and several pedestrians. <br />
There’s a moment of silence, then the driver says, “Mate, never do that again.
You really scared me </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 4.0pt;">—
</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I
could have killed someone!” <br />
“I’m sorry,” says his passenger. “I never expected a little tap on the shoulder
would make you do that.” <br />
It s only my first day behind the wheel of a taxi,” explains the driver. “For
the past <br />
10 years, I drove a hearse.” </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">Cold
shoulder </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">โคลโชลเด้อร์ ตามหลัก</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;"> </span><span style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">practical
</span><span lang="TH" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 45.5pt;">แพร๊กติคั๊ล </span><span lang="TH" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">หรือ </span><span style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "arial" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 36.0pt;">realistic </span><span lang="TH" style="background: white; color: #222222; font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 45.5pt;">เรียลลิ๊สติก</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">
แปลว่าใหล่เย็น แต่ถ้าแปลแบบ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">metaphor </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">หรืออุปมาอุปมัยก็แปลว่า
หยิ่งจองหอง หรือเชิดหน้าประมาณนั้น เรื่องนี้ จะเป็น </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">metaphor </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">เม๊ตตาฟอร์ หรือ </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">practical </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;">แพร๊กติคั๊ล...เรามาดูกัน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 47.0pt;"><br />
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ANTHONY </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แอนโธนี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">is
sitting </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">กำลังนั่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">in
the back of a taxi, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ในเบาะหลังของแท๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
wants </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">และก็ต้องการ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">to
get </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ที่จะให้</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
driver’s attention. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คนขับแท๊กซี่หันมาสนใจ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">He
leans forward </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">เขาพาดตัวไปข้างหน้า<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
taps </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็แตะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
cabbie </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">โชเฟอร์แท๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">on
the shoulder. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ไปที่ใหล่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
The driver </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คนขับ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">almost
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เกือบจะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">jumps
out of his skin,</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> วิญญาณกระโจนหลุดออกจากร่าง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">(
ประโยคนี้ก็คือ เม๊ดตาฟอร์ คืออุปมาอุปมัย)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">screams,
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แหกปากร้องลั่น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">rides
up </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ขับรถขึ้นไปบน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
pavement </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ฟุตปาร์ต</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">(</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">pavement</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> เพ๊พเม่น </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">= footpath</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> ฟุตปาร์ต หรือทางเท้านั่นเอง</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
stops </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แล้วก็ไปหยุด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">only
inches </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">แค่ระยะนิ้ว</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">from
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a
glass shopfront </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">กระจกตู้โชว์หน้าร้าน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">and
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">และก็</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">several
pedestrians. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คนเดินเท้าสองสามคน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
There’s a moment </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ชั่วขณะหนึ่ง</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of
silence, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ของความเงียบงัน</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">then
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">จากนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">the
driver says, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">คนขับก็พูดว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“Mate,
</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">เพื่อนเอ๊ย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">never
do that again.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> อย่าไปทำแบบนั้นอีกนะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> You really scared me</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> แกทำให้ชั้นกลัวจริงๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica, sans-serif" , "serif"; font-size: 4.0pt;">— </span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I could have </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ฉันเกือบจะ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">killed
someone!” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ฆ่าคนตาย ( ชนคนตาย)</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
“I’m sorry,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ผมขอโทษ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">says
his passenger. </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ผู้โดยสารพูด</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">“I
never expected </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ผมคิดไม่ถึงว่า</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">a
little tap </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">การแตะนิดๆหน่อยๆ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">on
the shoulder </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">บนใหล่นั่น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">would
make you </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">จะทำให้คุณ</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">do
that.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ทำแบบนั้น</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><br />
It s only my first day </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">มันก็เป็นแค่วันแรก</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">behind
the wheel </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">หลังพวงมาลัย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">of
a taxi,” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ของแท๊กซี่</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">explains
the driver.</span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "cordia new" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> คนขับรถอธิบาย</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"> “For the past 10 years, </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ตลอดเวลาสิบปีที่ผ่านมา</span><span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica narrow" , "serif"; font-size: 24.0pt;">I
drove a hearse.” </span><span lang="TH" style="font-family: "angsana new" , "serif"; font-size: 30.5pt;">ผมขับรถ....( ดูเอาเอง)</span></div>
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